Patriots, pathetic skwerlhuggers will stop at nothing to deflect criticism from their bushytail masters. Even when the slobbering nutters viciously attack the innocent, skwerlhuggers seek to place the blame elsewhere. Consider the following news brief from Winter Park, Florida...

Attacking Squirrel In Winter Park, Florida Captured
Posted: 6:10 pm EDT August 9, 2006 - Local6.com

An aggressive squirrel that has attacked several people in the Winter Park area was captured and will be tested for rabies, according to a Local 6 News report.

Several residents complained about the attacking animal at Winter Park's Central Park over the last several days. The youngest bite victim was 3 years old, Local 6 News learned.

Animal Control officials suggested that anyone who came in contact or was bitten by the squirrel should see a doctor.

The Local 6 news brief was accompanied by an on-the-air "Rabies Alert" urging anyone who was bitten by the maniacal, apparently frothing-at-the-mouth skwerlball to see a doctor "as a precaution." Other stations produced their own version of the foregoing report...

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So, what's wrong with the media reports? They were obviously prepared by traitorous skwerlverts trying to convince a gullible public that the attacks were the act of a "sick animal" and not the callous work of a Squirrel Enforcement Army (SEA) terrorist.

But the truth of the matter is, skwerls rarely get rabies. In fact, the only member of the bushytail family with a noticable incidence of the disease are marmots.

Moreover, as noted in the Channel 9 news clip, the Center for Disease Control says there hasn't been a report of skwerl-to-human rabies in many, many years.

Still not convinced that the official line is all a cover-up? Consider this follow-up report from Local 6 News...

Attacking Squirrel Tests Negative For Rabies
Posted: 6:06 pm EDT August 10, 2006

An aggressive squirrel that attacked several people in the Winter Park area has tested negative for rabies, according to authorities.

Several residents complained about the attacking animal at Winter Park's Central Park over the last several days. The youngest bite victim was 3 years old, Local 6 News reported (click skwerl for comment).

The City of Winter Park Parks and Recreation Department captured the squirrel believed to be involved in the incidents.

Winter Park received notice from the Florida Department of Health Epidemiology stating that the results on the squirrel were negative for rabies. The Department of Health is contacting the treating physician for each of the known victims.

Patriots, if the slavering chitterbox didn't have rabies, who suggested that it did, and who saw to it that the media played up the rabies angle?

The answer's simple: pathetic, apologist skwerlhuggers within local government and within the news media conspired to hide the truth and confuse the good residents of Winter Park (click resident for comment).

As outrageous as that is, it gets worse. It now appears that the authorities deliberately turned a blind eye to the skwerlien rampage around them. Only when the body count grew from 3 to 7 did the city take action. Consider this final news brief...

Squirrel Attacks Anger Winter Park Residents
Posted: 8:49 am EDT August 11, 2006

Residents in Winter Park, Fla., are angered over the city's response to a squirrel that attacked at least seven people this month, according to a report.

The squirrel attacks happened at Winter Park's Central Park over the last several days. A 3-year-old boy was bitten by the animal several times and has a two-inch wound on his leg, according to the report. Another child was reportedly bitten on his calf and a man sitting on a park bench was attacked by the squirrel. He suffered a bite and scratches on his arm. The attacks took place between August 1 and August 4.

Some people now say the attacking animal should have been captured sooner.

One citizen said he captured the squirrel under a bucket after it attacked his friend. He said he released the squirrel when county animal-services workers failed to arrive after two hours.

City employees captured the animal this week. It tested negative for rabies.

Patriots, we praise the residents of Winter Park for taking their local government to task over this barbarous skwerlien attack. Kudos, too, to the citizen who tried to subdue the beast only to be ignored by those charged to protect the public from bushytail aggression.

However, we advise the citizens of Winter Park to remain ever-vigilant; do not drop your guard for an instant. The authorities who spread the specious rabies story, and then dragged their feet in respone to the public's pleas for help, well, they're the same ones who claim to have dispatched the "sick" skwerl back to the nutzy hell from which it sprang.

Or did they...? (Click skwerl for comment)

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