We frequently receive follow-up reports from concerned Patriots based on our past exposés of skwerlien atrocities. Some bode well for our righteous cause; others remind us that the bushytail horde will stop at nothing to destroy us.

Most recently, we received this shocking report from Patritos Jim and Dave...

Here is a clipping of a news wire story, "Fire devours Shields, N.D.". Perhaps the p-dogs took revenge? Reference your page, "Shields, North Dakota Fights Back"

regards,
jim & dave

Patriots Jim and Dave refer to our original story on the annual prairie dog shoot in the small town of Shields, North Dakota. The event pits brave Patriots armed only with rifles against a legion of maniacal p-dawgs.

The news wire story reports that the town of Shields was burned to the ground on July 01, 2002. Sioux County Sheriff Frank Landeis summed it up this way: "There is no more Shields. All that's left is one house and the bar." (Source: Associated Press, July 1, 2002)

Patriots Jim and Dave wonder if drooling nutzys are responsible this disaster (click j and d for comment). It would be easy for us to simply agree. After all, it's a scientific fact that fire is a preferred chitterbox weapon because it also clears the way for skwerlien movement from one habitat to another. Additionally, two of the recent conflagrations in Colorado and Arizona were started by nutzy operatives asscociated with the Forest Service - one a Forest Service employee, and the other a seasonal firefighter. We hardly need to mention that the Forest Service is controlled by the Squirrel Enforcement Army and its stooges. Thus, we might postulate that all of these fires, including the one that destroyed Shields are part of the skwerlball drive for squirrel world domination.

Unfortunately, we would be only part right. We now have unbelievable evidence of the most horrific skwerlien plot to date. The evidence is indisputable. Nonethless, it's shocking beyond ordinary belief. In fact, it's so disturbing that the operative who provided the evidence chooses to remain anonymous for fear of reprisal...

Patriots, behold the Prairian Brotherhood...

WHITE BLACK-TAILED PRAIRIE DOGS - CYNOMYS LUDOVICIANUS


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The Prairian Brotherhood is a monastic society of white p-dawgs also known as the Crackers. They exist for only one reason: to prepare The Way for the Coming of the Nice Squirrel.

For those who don't know, Orthodox Skwerlhuggery's primary tenet is that a mystical Nice Squirrel will come someday to "set everything right" (but right for whom?). It's followers are bound to prepare The Way for this devil (hence they are sometimes called Wayists). Most pathetic skwerlverts believe that the Nice Squirrel is white as new-fallen snow.

As for the Praryan Brotherhood, it holds its infernal rituals at the Prairie Homestead just east of the Badlands in south-western South Dakota. It's a strict society in which non-white p-dawgs are culled from the cult soley to preserve the purity of the race.

Patriots, our first report on the Prairie Homestead and its white demon-dawgs identified the threat, but we did not understand the Crackers real purpose and mission. The intelligence we now have reveals that the cult has an apocalyptic vision. They believe that they must prepare for the Nice Squirrel's arrival by cleansing the land with fire. Thus, just as a brush fire opens the path for mortal skwerls to expand their territory, the massive burns that occur summer after summer will hurry the appearance of the Nice Squirrel (click Nice Squirrel for comment).

Patriots, we think the Prairian Brotherhood is a few peanuts short of a snack. We say there is no Nice Squirrel. However, if a Nice Squirrel does come, we're in it deep. The entire human race will be forced to bow down to this hellish deity.

To combat the threat posed by the Crackers and skwerlhuggery in general, we must remain ever-vigilant. Even now the deviant adherents of squirrel world domination are slipping the chains of oppression around our ankles.

Take the recent brouhaha over the Pledge of Allegiance. Some want the words "one nation under God" removed from the pledge. They maintain that it violates the 1st Amendment of the Constitution (like anyone cares about that anymore), and it violates the separation of church and state principle (another commie-pinko lark dreamed up by godless anomalists).

Well, we think there is a greater risk to keeping "one nation under God" in the pledge. If the amoralist disciples of squirrel world domination have their way, there'll be only one "god" lording over a burnt-out planet, the mystical Nice Squirrel...

READER COMMENTS

Hey, I went to that place two months ago, lured by this URL http://www.whiteprairiedogs.com.

Guess what? It's _worse than you ever imagined, Scary. They have brainwashed the owner of the Homestead.

You mentioned "culling" (it should read killing) the non-white ones, well, they have that guy stuffing and mounting them - two poses- and *dead* imperfect prairie dogs are for sale in the gift shop. I'm not kidding! And, they have babies (live for now) for sale. It's obvious that the stuffed prairie dogs were not racially pure or in some way offended the Nice Squirrel.

Poor man that the wicked Praryns made him do such a thing. I have no doubt that profits from this "skin" trade are used to further their nefarious agenda.

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shoot the b's

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Make duck soup. Oh. I thought the question was, "How can we stop the quackers?". Sorry. Never mind, then...

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As to what are called national religions, we may, with as much propriety, talk of national Gods. It is either political craft or the remains of the Pagan system, when every nation had its separate and particular deity. Tom Paine, The Rights of Man, p. 272.

If there is any fixed star in our constitutional constellation, it is that no official, high or petty, can prescribe what shall be orthodox, in politics, nationalism, religion, or other matters of opinion or force citizens to confess by word or deed their faith therin... Robert H. Jackson, West Virginia State Board of Education v. Barnett, 319 US 624 (1943).

The Voice of God is Government. Bad Religion, Could Hell Be Any Worse?