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Patriots, for those of you planning your dream vacation to North Korea, think again.

CLICK FOR COMMENT It seems that North Korea's despostic, possibly irrational leader, Kim Jong-il (pictured at right - click for comment) is gung-ho for building an arsenal of nuclear weapons.

But the real risk to humankind isn't nukes from North Korea, it's from the slavering bushytail horde. Consider the following excerpts from news articles published by North Korea's news agency, KCNA...

"The April 26 Children's Film Studio (SEK) has produced a number of films for children helpful to their upbringing and education over the last three decades since leader Kim Jong Il clearly indicated the road to be followed by the creation of juvenile films on Nov. 6, Juche 63 (1974). In this period creators of the studio have produced hundreds of juvenile films based on fairy tales and fables suitable for the ages and mental qualities of pre-school and school children."

The films include A Squirrel and a Hedgehog "that implants into the minds of children warm patriotism and towering hatred for the enemy."

For example, An Evil Design, part 19 of the multi-part cartoon series "shows the valiant and self-sacrificing activities of squirrel agents behind enemy lines of weasels to defend their hill."

Now some of you are thinking, "So what if a bunch of crazy North Korean commies produce a bunch of skwerly cartoons. North Korea's citizens are surely too busy fending off starvation to pay attention to them, and the cartoons themselves are unknown outside of North Korea."

Patriots, there's a very real reason to be concerned. SEK studios is one of the largest houses of animation in the world with over 1500 comrades toiling night and day to spread the false promises of squirrel world domination (and as an aside, communism).

Worse, SEK has done work on well-known films such as Disney's Pocahontas and The Lion King. Clearly, SEK can peddle its influence around the world.

CLICK FOR HIDEOUS CHITTER Most disturbing of all, South Korea's Akom Production Company, the folks that animate The Simpsons, employs SEK to help animate Bart Simpson's family and friends.

As many of you know, The Simpsons often features scenes with skwerls on prominent display and/or in the background. Is this coincidence or subtle nutzy propaganda (click screenshot for nutzy's comment)?

If the answer to the above question is the latter, then SEK represents just one link in a vast network of producers, writers, animators, and others who use cartoons and film to surreptitiously brainwash millions of innocent Citizens with skwerlball propaganda.

But wait, there's more... Our research also suggests that SEK's portrayal of animated skwerls defending a socialist workers' paradise may be a case of art reflecting real life. Consider the North Korean chitterbox pictured below...

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NORTH KOREAN CHITTERBOX - © PORT80.CO.KR - CLICK FOR COMMENT

Patriots, does the nutzy above look abnormal to you? Does it even look real? Could it be that North Korea lusts for nuclear power not so it can construct atom bombs, but because it's producing a race of radioactive, mutant skwerls... like the one pictured above?

And if the foregoing is true, how long will it be before North Korean missiles deliver a payload of slavering, radioactive nut crunchers to cities around the world; cities whose citizens have been zombified into submission by SEK cartoons...

READER COMMENTS

'An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory' (Comrade F. Engels)


I'm not entirely sure that the Dear Leader would appreciate jokes...
I think that the skwerl pictured above is trying to emulate Kim Jong Il's pompadour hair style (or maybe Don King's).
I always knew that the Skwerls were communist, I say we have the ASC and other large organizations help us lead a raid freeing North Korea and killing all the skwerlls and feed them to the starving little commies.
your wierd!
Obviously a loyal squirrel. Even in its hair style it follows the example of the Dear Leader.
it has big ears
THOSE NORTH KOREAN B**TARDS!!!!
omg it is le scary
sqwerls are awesome they are pretty yet hellish creatures
Looks like kim's a slave to mickey mouse, not Tufty
thats foto is great but ours wiewior is killing machine
Come to think of it, doesn't it look like Kim Jong Il (Dear Leader) has nuts in his cheeks?
you think too much
he looks like don king
i have studyed squirrels fo a month and umm... and yes it really does i really know that answer it is YES!!! Ya me see ya!!!
hmm...why cant we just evacuate north korea and drop nukes on the invading alien skwerlballs?
This is stupid time wasting untrue and other thimg i am not allowed to say
This is what you Americans have driven the Koreans to!!!
wtf im stupid


SQUIRREL AND HEDGEHOG - EPISODE 27, PT 1

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HUMAN RIGHTS WATCH - NORTH KOREA
THE PEOPLE'S KOREA
NORTH KOREAN NEWS AGENCY
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