scary squirrel world - Great Basin National Park infested with squirrels...

scary squirrel world

GREAT BASIN NATIONAL PARK

Patriots, we'll make this brief... in June 2002, we sent an expedition to Great Basin National Park, Nevada to investigate a Skwerlfoot sighting (click here for feature).

We found convincing evidence that the fearsome and legendary Skwerlfoot was in the park. However, our efforts to obtain photographic proof of Skwerlfoot's existence failed.

Our effort failed in no small part due to the obstructionist shenanigans of National Forest Service spokesman Bob Woodward.

Specifically, Ranger Woodward a) denied Skwerlfoot's existence; b) disclaimed any knowledge of the unusual events that occured prior to and during our visit; and c) refused to identify what lay behind a heavy wooden door set into a hillside near the visitor center (click Bob for comment).

Frustrated, our team came home with questions unanswered. So, we returned to Great Basin National Park on June 02, 2003, with one goal: to expose the secrets locked behind the brown door...

One of the premiere features of Great Basin National Park is the Lehman Cave. We surmised that the mysterious brown door is in fact an entrance into the cave. So, we disguised ourselves as common tourists, anted up US$8.00 each for the guided tour, and ran smack-dab into this...

UNALTERED PHOTOS TAKEN INSIDE LEHMAN CAVE - CLICK THUMBS FOR LARGE VERSIONS

Patriots, could there be any more convincing evidence of a skwerlien conspiracy operating within Great Basin National Park? But for what purpose?

In our 2002 report, we speculated that Skwerlfoot was laying the groundwork to facilitate the spread of the maniacal Chickaree (Douglas Skwerl) from it's western abode in the Sierra Nevada range to Great Basin and beyond (click here for photo of Sierra Nevada Chickaree).

  In fact, we did observe a single Chickaree on the trail to Great Basin's bristlecone pines.

  Unfortunately, the team was waist deep in snow with cameras stowed when the ambush occured...

  So, while we were able to fend off the assault, we were unable to obtain a photo of the beast (click to hear our insane photo editor LOvey Squirrel describe the attack).

  Thus, even though this bushytail plot continues to slowly unfold, we're still left wondering: does Skwerlfoot exist? And what task are the Slavering Chippys of Lehman Cave performing in support of squirrel world domination?

WHAT'S YOUR OPINION?