scary squirrel world BUSHYTAIL BEACH BULLIES

Patriots, every year we warn vacationers of the dangers posed by a particularly obnoxious skwerlball, the bushytail beach bully. These maniacal nutzys are found on beaches around the world. They lurk in seaside trees and shrubberies or emerge from underground lairs running amok and over anyone who gets in their way.

We've posted the photos and video below before. However, it never hurts to reprise an important subject if it helps protect you and yours from the demonic sand nutzys infesting the shore.

The photos and film by Patriot Marcel show a group of innocent beachgoers attacked, mauled, and forced to provide tribute to slavering California Ground Squirrels at a beach near Carmel, California. No further comment is needed; the photos and film speak for themselves. Suffice to say that what follows is very disturbing...

BUSHYTAIL BEACH BULLIES VS. INNOCENT BEACHGOERS
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VIEW PATRIOT MARCEL'S CARMEL 2005

CLICK FOR FLICK - FOUR MINUTES OF SKWERLIEN TERROR!


READER COMMENTS...

Squirrels are evil!!! I'm forever telling my friends that they are evil and they laugh at me all the time. I told them its going to be funny when one day the evil creatures attack them. I have been chased by them, stalked by them, and hissed at by them. And at one point they were messing with my head by climbing in my walls. so i decided to retaliate. that consists of weapons. i couldnt watch the video but im pretty sure its scary!!!
squirrels were sent from hell by Satan to steal mankind's nuts.we must fight them as they are quickly gaining a ground and will soon take over the world.if they succeed Hitler will seem like a nice old man with a mustache.the wood chucks,beavers,weasels,opposums,minks and badgers have been holding the line against the squirrel invasion in Wisconsin for most of the last century.it is time for mankind to reinforce them
its only a jke...its a Fn joke website made 4 fun.....geta life.. being serious is beyond lame.. u r evn more lame if u answer me.. but watch...duh...u will...... im a patriot 4 years and SSW is awsome my skwirl said so...mind control, u know....
Are you kidding me? My wife just returned from Carmell and was bullied off the beach by these squirrels who were charging at her for bits of food. These are rodents not unlike tree rats with furry tales and were unphased by her shouts and throwing shoes and water bottles to fend them off. For the same reason we don't feed bears in Yosemite, we don't feed the squirrels. Great, cute little animals who have a right to their place in the natural order of things, which, unfortunately these idiot feeders have destroyed. These squirrels must be terminated and signs shall be posted and fines levied for feeding the squirrels in Carmel. You have put these squirrels on an unsustainable subsistence program and altered their behavior beyond any means of reproach. You have ruined these squirrels for you own selfish, fleeting, pleasure. For the love of Pete...STOP feeding the squirrels!
wow violent and brutal
squirrels should be pets? SQUIRRELS SHOULD BE PETS?!? what kind of place is this world turning to?! SQUIRRELS ARE EVIL!!!!!!!! They will take over the world and kill us all, don't u see?! In these pictures those stupid pple on the beach are ENJOYING the dam squirrels!! Thats not right. It would have been better if they just killed them, then at least we would hav a chance!!!!!
ooooooooohhhhh they're sooooo cute!!
I LOVE YOU SORRY
YOU SUKE BUT ARENT THEY CUTE
This is stupid
eat ur nuts lil guys!!!
they only want the food!!!!!!!!!!
i still don't get it, whats so cool about them? it's not like it's ur first time seing them...weird...well it might be ur first time, if ur an alien...........
its awful i can bear to look
Didn't anyone tell those dopes not to feed the wild animals. Bunch of dummies they are. P.S. Foamy rocks
hmm im not sure tricky one. you've got yourself on a bit opf a sticky wick.
i also think you should be able to keep squirls as pets but you should let them have the freedom of your backyard
the ones we have have been attacking the lawn. they havent had this behavior before?
there just trying to feed them!there so cute and funny i saw one today.it was scratching it's back
i feel your pain. ONce, one a field trip to boston, one of my classmates fed a squirrel icecream and the squirrel bit him anyway! it is horrible!
Sometimes, I'd rather prefer to have a beer with a squirrel than another human being.
kill skwerls and make them extinct!
i agree that squirls are evil they tried to attack my friend DO NOT LET THEM TAKE OVER THE WORLD
umm. you know what i just don't know what to say thoses pictures are really funny and cute!!!!!!!!!!
that was great! i wish the squirrels in IA acted like that!
Thank you Patriot Marcel for the photos and film but they defenatly arent evidence enough. I think if the beach goers were really attached they wouldn't be calmly sitting on the beach opening a bag of chips as you can see in one picture. i dont know if this is supposed to be a joke or be serious but its not funny. it would be funny if it were real but it obviously isnt.
awww
I experienced this at Moro Bay, CA. Some looked so wild and others very friendly. Some were so thin. My friend and I got a sack of sunflower seeds and came back to the place where there were a couple of thin ones. We noticed that they were nursing mothers and did not venture too far from the rocks they were hiding so assumed their babies were nearby. We kept the agressive ones at bay and made sure that the mothers got plenty. I live in mobile home park in the woods and I thoroughly enjoy them and keep plenty of sunflower seeds and corn cobs for them Would not consider them pets in the normal sense but I have regular ones that come to my sundeck and trust me in their way. I let them have all the room they need and do not attempt to pet them. They are God's creatures and for pleasure. Bobbie
it completely discusting the squriles are out to ruin mankind and take the planet for them self and were not going to let them nope we are gonna fight until there is no breath left in us to rid the world of these horriable alien creachers. ~liz m :)
Oh, dear god, the INSANITY!!!!! I was hoping to see the squwerlz get slaughtered after being being converted from their evil ways to being cute. Or better yet, an evil skwerl swarm killing everyone. That would have been cool, cause skwerlz are evil tools of Fidel Castro to infiltrate the US and take us down from the inside!!!
i hate squirrels. unless they are high. i am high. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE buh bye
SQUIRRELS ROCK OUT LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE REALLY NICE AS LONG AS U DON'T TOUCH THEIR NUTS!!!!!!!!
Ah, yeh, right.....
this is a weird website!!! But it's also pretty funny!!!
Hi! I'm a big fan of squirrels! My friend is little and we call her "Petit Ã?cureuil" that's French for "Little Squirrel". Anyways, byebye!
I hate you! How can you torture those small furry cute little animals! They are innocent and YOU torture them! How DARE you!
wuz shocked and appalled at the evil skwerlz attacking innocents. wuz NOT shocked by stoopid human commentz that reveal low i.q.,moron level language, and an inability to take a joke.
I went to Carmel last year and fed the squirrels, the fat one was scary, but the others were ADORABLE!!!
FANTASTIC!!!IM JEALOUS!
Too Cute! I love 'em!
yes i think they are a nucence they kill my flowers
really cool how cool would it be for a friendly and not fierce squirerell 2 eat out ur hand !(as long as it wasnt ill or summin)
squirrels are so cute I realy whant one After I sall this Iwhant one more
I think its kinda dumb cuz the pictures are blury.
why god!!!! why?!!!!!
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They just want a little loving!!!
squirrels are evil! I got my camara stolen by a squirrel !
The sixth picture of the eighth--obviously, by his safety precaution--he was not so attacked. He encouraged the demise.
YOU ARE NUTS! I THINK YOUR ON DRUGS! WHY DO YOU HATE SWERLZ? (as you spell it, wich I think is realy retarded.) I LOVE SWERLZ! I HOPE HOPE YOUR WEBSITE SHUTS DOWN!
I laughed the entire time.
OMG! I would love this scary experience! :)
Yes! Feed the furry little ones! They will lead us to NIRVANA HEAVEN PARADISE!!! (And maybe they'll teach some of you how to spell.)
My brother was killed by one of these beach hooligan squirrels.
Heeheehee! Lovin this website! Skwrls are EVIL! I think we should form an alleigance with them...
And then when all the nuts and goodies were gone,the humans were ripped to shreds by the eeeeevol rodedents.Never to be heard from again...~KFG24
y r they actin cute n innocent ?!? where is the skwerly wrath n bloodshed ?!? I'm so dissapointed ! my pet skwerl "satan" will rule the world hahaha !!!!CONVERT !
mi opinion es que las ardillas son muy lindas pero acabo de ber la ardilla mexicana y es una las criaturas mas feas del mundo ariba uruguay
I think that the squirrel needs to go on a diet he is eating in all the pictors
Skwerls are EVIL! So are skwerlhuggers! Just last week, several grey skwerls stole a waffle iron right out of my kitchen and left a note that said "More nachos!"! I think that they are joining forces with the EVIL cats at www.mycathatesyou.com! OH MY!
this is a stupid website!!!shut it down pleeaazzz!!!for YOUr sake!!
what the hell
i think that it is is very sacry to be attav\cked by a squirrel i would cry
This is an awesome website! I wish i could do something like that...watch squirells do some of the most outragous things....great job! keep it up
The BEST movie of this year or any year!!!
I love your site its jut so CUTE!!! I love chipmunks so much their just to CUTE to ignore!! keep the good work up ~from Doggy
i like skwerlz. my friends dont believe me when i sayd i saw the misticle skwerl. julie-
Never saw such tame wild critters!
you are all on crack!!! Go to a squirrel free rehab
Are Squirrels protected animals?
Very cute squirrels. They didn't show the bloodbath that insued when the nuts were all gone. I must say, this type of encouragement of squirrel orgies of gluttony really ruin the beach for anyone wanting a picnic that does not include squirrels.
Fakery that sucks.
if u feed a squirl they will eat ur soul right?
LOVED the squirrels! Loved them! So fun!
its cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bushytail Beach bullies rock they get a cool nickname
That is creepy! How can people stand it? Even though squirrels look cute, they aren't very nice! ~Katie S
Nightmarish!!! those squirrels are so evil Satan must feel envy for their maniacalness. How could anything be SO evil!?!?!?
once again this is bulls__t
my dear god! squirrels will rule the world! save us lord!
They creep me out... those filthy rodent things!
dude this is f__king sweet i have a pet squirrel!!!
you have to much time on your hands
I love squirrels and I think you should think of making squirrels a pet. Well, and if not I already have 1 well, good-bi. THANK-YOU
Awesome!
this squirrel is fat
hes fat and smells kinda funny
you are dumb b/c a furry thing will not do that. It would bite your head off
they are evil
skwerls r kulla than u
that's crazy!! squirrels don't atk ppl!
i love me some squireels!
People need to stop feeding them!!!!
i speak 4 all the skwirls when i say... skwirl haters suk skwirl lovas rok
I think those people are so lucky
I THINK THAT THIS IS JUST STUPID MAN!!!
this is sooooooooooooo scary!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They come out of the sea. They are minions of Cthulhu and the Great Old Ones. They will clear off the Earth to make way for the new age of glory and terror. It's so obvious, why will nobody listen?
aw look at da lil wraskl. kill it
oh my goodness, that was so weird. I have never seen or heard anything like that in my life, but then again I have never been on this website. That was so stupid it was funny. But we could all do without the cussing!
i think u guys are on herion hahaha u friggen potheads
This was the best skwerl video ever!
MY OPINION IS THAT SQUERRELS SHOULD BE PETS
How do you get them to sit on you so you can pet them? I have held very long and sophisticated conversations with squirrels. People dont think squirrels are smart but they are.
I think this page is great and that the world should see it.

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