What can one say about a town that bills itself as the "Forest City", boasting it plants 1000 trees a year throughout its community?

Would you say it's just a pawn in the bushytail drive for squirrel world domination? Or that it's inviting a chitterbox disaster? Might its citizens just as well strap zebra steaks to themselves, then stroll across Swaziland's savannahs, as to picnic in a local park?

Well, Patriots, that's just what the city of London in Ontario, Canada has and is doing to itself. Worse, it appears that London has fallen victim to the clandestine Cult of the Black Squirrel as Patriot Deh's photo investigation reveals:

"SHADOW" THE BLACK SKWERL OF LONDON - PHOTOS BY PATRIOT DEH - CLICK FOR BIG PICS

Patriots, we also note that this is yet another disturbing report from Canada, and specifically from the province of Ontario.

In fact, it appears that 2001 is shaping up to be a watershed year for the struggle against the nutzy menace in Canada; and Ontario is the focal point. For it's no secret that the province not only has a visible plentitude of skwerls, but the forces of skwerlhuggery are poised to deliver it to the skwerlside.

For example, the town of Exeter claims that it's the "Home of the White Squirrels"; Queen's University in Kingston is a known bastion of chitterbox aggression; Toronto fell to the Cult of the Black Squirrel years ago; and the list goes on... (click skwerl to hear it deny aggressive intent - 136k wav)

But Patriots, all is not lost. Canadians need not wake up one day to find their beloved maple leaf ripped from their flag and replaced with a... BRAZIL NUT! Canada can be saved and restored to its rightful place among nations if its brave citizens will rise up, whacking sticks in hand, and with the support of Patriots world-wide, strike down the slavering skwerlballs wherever they dare to gambol!

Thus the only remaining question is...

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READER COMMENTS

absolutely not, and they should change their flag to have a black squirrel on it!!!

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WE MUST AHNIALTE THE DARK ONE, SQUIRON, AND BURN HIS BLACK FORTRESS TREE, IN THE LAND OF NUTDOR!!!!!!!!!

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Let me at 'em with a Marlin 882SS .22WMR with varmint loads, and as much ammo as I want, Ill get 'em.

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I am from Canada... PLEASE SAVE US ALL! They're trying to get in the house. . . NOOOOO!!!!!!!

-A.W, Orangeville, Ont

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Yes, perhaps.

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what's a canada?

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Yes Canada can be saved but we must unite against this menace.

-Victim of the greys in Windsor ON

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I think squirrels are useful. Plus, they make a real tasty treat!

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Absolutely Not, oh well.

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Tile it! with little tiles from Italy.

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no

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Blow every Friggin' squirell to kingdom come!

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who cares it's canada!

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Get a big stick, and beat all evil squirrels with it. Then throw rocks down their evil squirrel hole, and run away, very very fast. If all else fails, move to Mars, and create a squirrel proof forcefield. or just make the forcefield and sty on earth

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lay off canada american pigs

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Nuke Canada?

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Who would want to save it in the first place? Let the squirrels have it and it may keep them out of America

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Canadia is obviously damned.

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I hope so...one just moved into our back yard...loud, annoying f-----!

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Any fool can see that the skwerls have too deep a toehold in the lower Ontario region. All sane people should be sent the message to evacuate before the total strike.

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can they speak french?

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no, canadia was doomed from the start, Their government is infested with skwerlhuggers that nightly go to a secret meeting to plan out the next days horrid events....

-Tennessee out

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no problem. use them for hockey pucks

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Create a terminator squirrel out of titanium and stainless steel, clothes him in squirrel skin and fur and squirrel biker outfit and send him back through time to kill the O'Connor squirrel to free humanity.

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when i went to canada last year with my parents i didn't see any squirrels. why? because they wear invisibility bras that they get from mexico.

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Sic the Great Pumpkin, on 'em!

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why you ppl smokin?

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According to Marx, labor is a commodity. Working squirrels should thus be eaten once their surplus value has been exhuasted!

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who cares? its canada. shoot haul off all the squirls to thats weird forested country

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doubt it.

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no!! the squirrels here in london, victoria park, to be specific are EVIL. at first i thought it was cute that they ate from my hand, but now they sort of stare at you. and move closer. and start following you. i swear.. they're really creepy. no.. i think london will be taken over by squirrels one day and we'll never get our city back. NEVER

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no its just the start of all the insanity. one day squirrles will rule the earth and make us eat their crack aacorns

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The thought of C. Miranda's mug on the Canadian flag is indeed a horror. Surely a Black Walnut leaf would be better. But I'm pretty sure Canada would love to have some gambling skwerlhuggers rushing across the border. I'm pretty sure casino gambling is legal, up north. As for being saved, well, Canada saved plenty of the US's fine young men, back in the 60'and 70's, so I'm sure we should return the favour!

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Nutkin cannot be stopped. And the Shrewwaffe will be there with him, keeping it real. So step!

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wow yer an idiot if u dont like squirrels u freaking wacko

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i think we shall create a posion that only will harm squirrels then after they are weak we will attack !!!

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It isn't just Canada under attack! We in Kentucky are experiencing a frightening attack right in our own backyards. Thankfully, the dogs help to keep them at bay. We have noticed, on a more serious note, that they are possibly taking up arms alongside the rabbits in a vigorous attempt at overthrowing us once and for all!

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canada is a dark nation on the brink. the only way to save it is to give every squirrel a televison. they'll be so distracted by the tripe on the tube that they won't have time to plot world domination.

HELP SAVE CANADA! CLICK PIC TO
PLAY OUR CANADIAN VERSION OF

BLACK SKWERL RAMPAGE!!!