Patriots, in what must be a display of really bad judgement, or perhaps unmitigated gall, a world-renowned skwerlvert, Mr. Ric Wallace, has asked scary squirrel world to support a skwerlien attempt to take over a city.

The city, London, Ontario, Canada, is currently known as the Forest City. Mr. Wallace proposes to change that to "the Forest City of Black Squirrels" and have the black skwerl declared London's official mascot (click Ric for comment).

Skwerlhugger Ric is best known for his efforts to market white skwerlhuggery in nearby Exeter and for his tireless promotion of London's Victoria Park, a black skwerl redoubt (see links below).

A few years back, we exposed this unrepentant skwerlvert for the menace to society that he is (see That Cold Day in the Park link below). We guessed that it was only a matter of time before he went from looking at pictures of skwerls on his computer to aiding and abetting the bushytail horde's plans to take over Canada. Apparently, that time has come.

But Mr. Wallace's attempt to deliver all of London town into the drooling maw of squirrel world domination recently hit a snag.

It seems that local media is not fully supportive and, we presume, the city government is not on board in spite of endorsements from the like of London-born, the Famous Chicken (aka the San Diego Chicken; seen here devouring a baby).

So, Ric sent us an email asking that we pitch his idea and invite you to send supportive statements to London's media and/or to him...

Hi Gregg

I am trying to get London, Ontario CANADA to adopt the black squirrel as its mascot.

A little paper did a good job on the story. The big paper did not like my comments about "the little paper with the big story."

The big paper did not present the major focus of my campaign and did not even list my website Victoria-Park.com. Plus they twisted the facts - purposely excluded information.

They are asking for public input based on the incomplete information they presented.

Could you post on your site Squirrel Lovers need your support and need people to write the paper at:

newsdesk@lfpress.com and CC. to info@victoria-park.com (me) if they support the idea.

Would they consider traveling to a city that promoted its black squirrels? Plus any other comments they want to include.

Any help would be appreciated.

Ric Wallace
www.victoria-park.com

p.s. I have the support of the Famous Chicken

Patriots, is skwerlhugger Ric delusional? What defect of birth, incidence of childhood, or injury in later life would lead him to believe that scary squirrel world supports the spread of squirrel world domination?

Does he rationally think that declaring the black squirrel London's official mascot and the ensuing benefits to the city (e.g. increased tourism, small business marketing opportunities, etc.) offsets a confrontation with this...

BLACK SKWERLBALL IN VICTORIA PARK - CLICK FOR COMMENT

Now some of you are wondering why we'd even consider publishing Ric's email. After all, it's no secret that pathethic skwerlhuggers as well as Patriots visit scary squirrel world.

Consequently, some traitorous skwerlverts may visit Mr. Wallace's web site and/or send supportive statements to London's press and city government.

However, we present skwerlhugger Ric's conspiracy as a reminder: we must remain ever-vigilant lest our homes become the playground of maniacal nutzys and the minions of skwerlhuggery.

As for those who complot with the bushytail horde and betray civilization, a day of reckoning will come...

Bonus Video: click to see black skwerl eat stuff
19 seconds of engluttoning - in flash

RELATED SITES/TOPICS
THAT COLD DAY IN THE PARK
FINE TUNING AN IMAGE: CORPORATE MASCOTS


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