scary squirrel world SKWERLS DOWN UNDER

For years, we believed, along with others, that not only is Australia a skwerl-safe zone, but skwerl-free as well. However, past history and recent events have proved us sadly wrong. Consider the following...

1) It is true that there are no chitterboxes native to Australia. However, in the late 1800's those strange devotees to skwerlhuggery, the Victorians, brought skwerls to its shores. Grey squirrels were introduced around 1880. Fortunately, that skwerlball didn't fair well, and their colonies supposedly died out. The Indian Palm Squirrel was introduced around 1898 and is supposedly confined to zoos.

2) Skwerlhuggers maintained a website devoted to bringing the slavering nutmunchers down under, Squirrels for Australia. We kept close tabs on these traitors over the years. The original website shut down and was replaced with a Facebook page (see link below).

3) Our own communications with the Australian government led us to believe that the nation was skwerl-free, although the official we corresponded with conceded "their might be a few in captivity in zoos." As you will learn, this was a cover-up for a conspiracy that threatens a continent...

SQUIRREL FOUND IN FORRESTDALE

Residents in South Perth and Como have been asked to keep a look out for Indian Palm squirrels, after an animal was found at Carey Baptist College in the south-eastern suburb of Forrestdale.

Indian Palm squirrels have colonised an area of about 30 square kilometres around the Perth Zoo in South Perth, after they were released in the grounds 102 years ago.

Agriculture Western Australia protection officer Brian Clare said "They... scavenge for waste food and have been known to steal school childrens’ sandwiches."

All squirrel sightings should be reported to Agriculture Western Australia’s Forrestfield office by telephoning 9366 2300.

Source: Department of Agriculture - Western Australia - 6 September 2000

INDIAN PALM SKWERLS: JUVENILE AND ADULT

Photo credits L-R: Jian Xu, Alamy Images, Hvhe
|CLICK HERE TO SEE PALM SKWERL WALK AROUND (FLASH VIDEO)|

Patriots, how long did the bushytail horde think it could keep this dark conspiracy hidden. Did they think governmental misinformation and relocating their deviant Squirrels for Australia website would prevent us from learning the truth: Australia is on the brink of a continent-wide skwerlological disaster.

Make no mistake, if the drooling nutzys succeed with their plan, they will march out of Perth and across the nation destroying everything in their path, including native wildlife such as these:

L-R: Bandicoot; Brushtailed Phascogale; Common Ringtail; Greater Glider; Kowari

READER COMMENTS

Patrol all areas with German Shepards, trained to eat skwerls.


dISGUISE rockets to Mars as PALM TREES - problem solved
DONT YOU DARE I LOVE AUSTRALIA AND ITS SKWERLS
To save more water and animals get rid of crocs
SAVE ALL THE AMINAL IN AUSTARILA
Saw a squirrel today roaming the grounds at Perth Zoo. He took off shortly after the 9 yr old giggled so loudly she freaked it out and it disappeared into the Tiger enclosure.
skwerls make a damn good stew, mate
Try and develope a 'squirrel bait', used like snail bail would. Only, without the buring and disolving. A non-destructive solution would be good. Nothing like bombs or fires, like tasmania has been doing to rid the rabbits. or foxes. one of the two. I wouldn't know. I'm Californian.
i think we could help teri in her fight in loosing her husbend and help her care for the animals of austraila zoo so lets raise some money for her and the animals

love MONICA
THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HELP AND HELPING THE ANIMALS I AM GRAT FULL THANX AGE 11
Stop the people from cutting down the trees. Save the forests and the animals that go along with them. Save the Animals!
Yeah there was a similar problem with the introduced Indian Myna birds spreading rapidly and displacing native avian species. The Indian Mynas are intelligent birds, and they evict native birds from nesting-holes, and fill up unused nesting-holes with garbage to prevent native birds from moving back in there. Cane toads have posed a similar dire threat to native wildlife, except that the cane toads are slow-moving and not quick-witted and smart like the mynas.
THE SKWERL'S GOT MY BABY!! Two words: Emu Fodder.
Everyone in most other countries and continents likes squirrels. Why not have Oz import a few? it's not like cane toads or rabbits..
We'all find out here in the Unated States that they taste good on the grill after you've given a good flatenning with the Chevy
squirrels are nice. squirrels are good. Accept your fate. Try to act with dignity. Without squirrels you isolate yourselves from the real world. The English have always had squirrels, and see how the Australian culture and history has grown since the English arrived! Time to intergrate yourselves into the civilised world!!!!!!
Send in squirrel eating squirrels
WE CAN SAVE AUSTALIA BY SENDING SOME OF ANIMALS TO ANOTHER CONTRIES SO THAT THEY DONT GET A GREAT PROBLEM FOR AUSTRALIA OR BY SENDIG ANIMALS TO SPACE AND LET THEM REMAIN THERE SO THEY WILL NEVER COME AGAIN AND GET THE WORLD IN TROUBLE.
bring more asian people they will eat them
Hold an annual Skwerl anihalating day. It will soon catch on as a favourite past time for many.
send George Bush in - he always destroys things!
es un lugar hermoso donde ahi una variedad de animales por conocer es un lugar pasivo y muy relajante ...
use nut-on-a-rope. but beware of the killer squirrels!
HILLBILLIES, DUH!
save the animals mate g'day mate
Just give them to me i love squirrels there so cute. There all over the place were i live [Canada] a few more will not hurt if you ask me.
By getting people to understand that if we dont have anouth oxygen in are air we will be proble breathing in pollloution.
kill all the animales with korean nukes am we could eat all the animales and make the islands sink
We haven´t got any idee! I am an AMERICAN people and I be proud of my nation!!!!!
Obviously you must get skwerl poison and stick it in the children's sandwhiches. That was the sandwich munchin skwerls will steal from the kids and DIE! Now what to feed the kids......
We must make an wildanimalhospital and absorb that everyone, who try hurt them. Sorry, I know that i speak bad english, but i'm from in finland
We need to have more football players in australia. And we need to have more christmas pudding!!!!
Never sending anywhere animal unnatural to Australia.Fox/Cats/frogs/and other:and other critter wild Natural of the World.
Mates, let us bloody unite to form a skwerl-killing day in which we go out with cricket bats and hit them into cages, so we can send them back where they came from!
i thought it was pangea not gandwana and what needs to be done is teach the giant reptiles native to the land to hunt them own then they will teach their children and their childrens children will feast upon the remains of the last skewerls to 'live' in our land
git medison for the people and close and food
umm...im pretty sure that australia has dealt with inhabitants such as these MANY times before without hosting a campaign like this .... eg: the fox, cane toad, rabbit, horse, various rodents etc.... why hsould skewls be any different...
capture em abandon em on a random island n den nuke em all!!!!
No dumping oil in the ocean, no littering, and no killing animals!
die penner können doch nichts, darum gehören sie unter wasser
buy killing all the trees and animals
ucan get a bandicoot army together and panda
we can save them by not letting those animal to hunt to protect them by establishing more national parks and by awaring people about its improtance
Take squirrels acusomed to hot weather, such as an African Gray Squirrel, and transport it to australia. SQUIRRELS ROCK MY BOAT BABE!
by making them get maired
Well i've created an invention that i think can really help. I will send it to you IF you get me a date with Toby Rand.
Make a hunting season especially for them that happens to last all year.... Or have some sort of bounty....
just get nuts that only sqwerls like then fill them with enough poison to only kill them! so if any dingos or anything else eats the sqwerls they wont get ill! thus saving the native wildlife but killing the darn sqwerls
ITJ SÅ FIN ATT DET JÅØR NÅ!!
We can't... it's already too late...
WE CAN SAVE AUS. BY CONTROLLING THE THE ANIMAL POPULATION AND BY NOT HARMING THE ANY LIVING BEING. WE CAN SENT THE ANIMAL POPULATIONINTO DIFFERENT-DIFFERENT COUNTRIES
why does it matter? skwerls arent going to kill you
You can all kill yourselves and leave nature alone instead of building malls everywhere
we can save australia by losing the ashes, then england will help you!
Create an army of other breeds of Squirrels to drive them out!
Lure them with a didgeridoo then hit them with the Boomerang!
I'm Dutch but I'm in love with Australia.. Well, thats the only thing I want to say so.. bye!!
yes we can. i hope! we can evacuat all of the people and bring all of the animals to safety
let me have a kangaroo to breed. that means i'd need two.
OMG WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. I accidentally came across this site, but I may as well have my say. I'd eat them skwerls. They'd make a tasty brunch.
Get them to drink VB. That'll kill anything!
i think they are cute why get ride of them...i dont see the harm that they stay...they didn't do anything to you.
I BELIEVE THAT AUSTRALIA CAN BE SAVED IF ITS PEOPLE WILL BE THE FIRST ONE TO PROTECT AND CONSERVE THEIR RESOURCES.PEOPLE FROM OTHER COUTRIES CAN ONLY SUPPORT THEM AND WELL, THEY CAN LEND A BIG HAND. THE MOTIVATION AND THE EAGERNESS MUST COME FROM THE AUSTRALIANS THEMSELVES.
By moving out of Australia!
from what?
Challenge them to a dual, then, when they least expect it, sit on their big bushy tails and tickle their tummies until they cry out uncle!
put up gaurds to keep yhe bad people out.Sothat way the good people will stay in and the bad people will stay out.
well! i dont know but what i do know is that we need to stop cuting down land and folking leave the animals alone
just kill them ALL
Who cares! All animals deserve to live! None deserve to die! Even if thy're squirrels! I like squirrels and I'm Australian! Shove it up your arses!
hallo am form denmark at maj nema is isabel
skwerlburgers
Train an army of squirrel-eating zombie-vampire-wombats and set them upon the world! And then the squirrels will die along with everyone else. Its perfect!
idk, but i sure wouldnt mind knowing..
By not polluting and not throwing trash in the ponds and helping with the zoos.
release all the squirrels to take over canada
have a nationwide skwerl hunt and KILL 'EM...hurry before they kill YOU!!!!!
We can save Australia by telling them that they are really dumb and that they should pursue a higher education and by more like the americans, stay away from CROCS!!!!
the ferral oak trees rely on the ferral squirrals!
Bomb Australia. What ever. KILL THE SKWERLS!!!!
I LIVE IN GERMANY SO i DON'T CARE! (yes i'm shouting)
ótimo, demais! percebi que ela é maravilhosa!!!
raise money to pay for widlife research and reserves
dig a hole and fall in and die!!!!!!!!!!
U CAN SAVE AUSTRALIA BY BEING SMART. REALLY. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. HUMANS ARE JUST STUPID. SAVING AUSTRALIA IS NOT HARD. U JUST NEED TO WORK TOGTHER BUT HUMAN DONT SEEM TO KNOW HOW TO DO THAT VERY WELL AND THATS WHAT MAKES IT HARD. AUSTRALIA NEED US AND WE NEED IT. FOR REAL THINK IF U CAN DO THAT.
I don't believe that there really is squirrels in Australia, anyway! Mustn't be true!
There are enough skwerls in England, we dont need them in Aus, im all for the DINGO way!
Australia doesnt have squirrels, or skwerles, however you spelt them. We have possums.
By makeing the biggest museam in Australia.To get more money.So people can have fun and more money. ~From Daisy grove xx
set traps and breed weases around the area they live in and then let the weasels free so that they eat the slwerl.
we can save australia by eating kangaroos. cause those damn things are ruining everything. ahhha
capture them and eat them! or sell them as animal food
Slaughter the skwerls and scare others to death when they see their dead family members
we can save australia by the price is cheep so people can see there family and putting signs saying dagerous so people/kids carnt feed them or touch them and putting saftey fences for the aminals and so they carnt get out and guards
pay a small reward for each squirrel cartured and send them to the EU!!!
We want you to resurect steeve irwin just like jesus
stop building and constructions....listen to the word of your story from that holly land....
We could stop cutting trees and stop smoking and don't fire the forest.
I love to know about australia becouse my boyfriend he is from australia
looooooooooooooooooooooool Greetings from end of the world where no licht is comming muhahahahah
abandon all hope; it's lost forever
I love squirrels just as much as the people who work to help save their population. All I can say is there must be some agreement to help solve this ongoing problem. Capture them and free them else where, breed them and try your best to make good decisions.
Certain people have such cruel minds when it comes to squirrels, not only bulldozing their land and habitats for other uses, but also, the common smart remarks that others sent by sending unecessary comments to this site. I can't put my finger on it, but to saev Australia and a lot of nature's homeland, people would have to sacrifice a little or make certain land a part for visiting sights/zoos. Or else there'd have to be some other negotiable agreement.
We actually should be saving the squirrels. So get to it.
I like very much the animals....but now i don't know how cen we save Australia ....but i know yhat is a very beautiful ,,continet" (se intelege i'm from Romania) ...
save australia from what... possums? omg
why? are you aussies afraid of squirrels?
yo encuentro que las fotos de animalitos estan muy tiernas y en mi opinion deverian bajar mas se despide
We have to gime more chances for the inmigrants, they are the solution for the australian development, they are the future of aour nation , we've not been capable to save our country and as an australian person i've to say that our enviroment is in their hands..
that greater glider is the cutest thing ive ever seen, why would you want to kill it?? put them in a big box and send them to me, il have them all
leave the skwerls be wat are you so dam obsessed about they are animals get over it. your wrong so freakin wat woopedy do -arianne-
how do squirrels pose a threat to australia? Im sorry, I just dont understand
unindustrialize(sp) get rid of sea ports small airports and cities the rest is preserces
you are off your head
well u need more carers to look and take in sick,injured or orphan native animals. bye the way my mum is a carer. ~random kitty cat
this is a stupid website..its crazy
we can save australia by collecting fund from all over the world and by making a save place for australian wildlife who are endangered of extint.
Okay, let's take Australia... and move it somewhere else!
new saying, ' a fool stands behind a palm tree'
dont cut down trees and paint houses green
I think we can save Australia by putting gates up or something so the Animals dont get out and go on the roads but they can still have alot of room to run around and stuff. We can also help by making... well I dont know if it is already a law but make on so you cant hurt the animals or you cant get near them.
i dont know but somebody made a web site about squirrels so anything's possible right? lol
I love you very much AUSTRALIA, and i hope can save Australia's fauna and flora! ~veronica petrescu, romania
you could do those thongs, but all it would ultimatly do is make them extinct! and you would have to finde something else to kill what you got to get rid of the skwerls! i say make a skwerl hunting seson in austraia. kind of like deer seson in the USA! i think its a good idea!!
by not cutting down animals habitats
There are many remebrandts in this world, but I will not suggest burning them on that scale. A kid has his sandwoch stolen, thus you suggest to kill them off, promote captive breeding and release programs for the above animals or take some means of active conservation that does not involve a shotgun. P.S. so what if they scavenge for waste food, its not like its your main food source.
get everyone to sighn a petition.
Drink them to death with Fosters Beer
The way we can save Australia is by setting up conservations for animals.The human population ai taking control, so we need to figure out a way to let nature share mother earth with us.
Send a horde of skwerl eating weasel's wearing deep fried gorilla panties to sit on them!
DINGOS, MATE!!!
Breed Snakes that are genetically engineered to have a "Taste for Skwerl"
drop coke bottles on them
old saying, "only a fool sits under a palm tree"
nerve gas, atomic bombs, rioting, assassinations, use skwerls instead of turkeys for Thanksgiving and chemical warfare
lure them into the tiger cage

RELATED SITES/TOPICS
FAUNA OF AUSTRALIA - SCIURIDAE (PDF)
PERTH ZOO
CSU GUIDE TO AUSTRALIA
AUSTRALIA NATIONAL LIBRARY
AUSTRALIA ENVIRONMENT PORTAL
AUSTRALIA'S ENVIRONMENT AT A GLANCE
SQUIRRELS FOR AUSTRALIA


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