TUFTY'S GANG SIGNS AND SONG SHEET
When it comes to bustin' a ryhme, no one does it better than Tufty the Traffic Safety Squirrel's propagandists. Unfortunately, their goal is to promote squirrel world domination with subliminal messages embedded in seemingly entertaining and educational materials.
consider if you will the Tufty Fluffytail song and dance routine. in the latter part of the last century, two of Tufty's running dogs, E. M. Blair and Ken Keith (if that is their real names) came up with the first Tufty gang initiation puppet show (click Tufty, left, to hear his hideous chitter).
Using hand puppets, bendy figures, and/or marionettes, these traitors to humanity taught innocent little children that "Tufty will be there!" and to "Do what it says in the Tufty Book" while warning them they'd better "Never, never fail!" Patriots, could the message of squirrel world domination be any clearer!?!
And if that were'nt enough, the back of the song sheet teaches new skwerlien gangsters the infamous gang sign favored by the notorious Skwerl Nutkin and his Seven Deadly Squirrels, the "Tuft" (see sample below):
TUFTY'S GANG SIGNS:
L-R: THE TUFT, THE BADGE, THE FLUFFYTAIL, THE LOOK, & THE TUFT
But don't take our word for it, Patriots. Judge for yourself. In the interest of exposing this propaganda tool, we're publishing Tufty Fluffytail in its entirity. Just click on the thumbs below to view the large versions, each about a 150k in size. And remember, knowing the enemy is half the battle!
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TUFTY AND SQUIRREL WORLD DOMINATION EXPOSED
HOW TUFTY CROSSES THE ROAD
TUFTY'S FIRST RECORD
TUFTY'S PROPAGANDA VIDEO
HAVE A CHAT WITH TUFTY