PATRIOTS, SEVEN DAY BY DAY STORIES ABOUT TUFTY DOCUMENTS A WEEK IN THE LIFE OF THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS AND DESPOTIC CHITTERBOX, TUFTY THE TRAFFIC SAFETY SQUIRREL.

ALTHOUGH THE STORIES PURPORT TO TEACH CHILDREN ABOUT SAFETY, WE KNOW THEM TO BE THINLY DISGUISED PROPAGANDA TOOLS DESIGNED TO TURN THE INNOCENT AND THE IGNORANT TO THE SKWERL-SIDE.

WE'VE TO PUBLISHED THIS NUTZY MANIFESTO IN ITS ENTIRETY (SEE BELOW). BUT WE ALSO INVITE YOU TO EXAMINE THE BOOK'S COVER PICTURED LEFT.

OUR EXPERTS IDENTIFIED AT LEAST FIVE NOT SO SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES AND/OR CUES PROMOTING SQUIRREL WORLD DOMINATION IN THE PICTURE.

CAN YOU IDENTIFY THEM? ARE THERE MORE THAN FIVE? WHAT ABOUT THE STORIES THEMSELVES? INNOCENT CHILDREN'S FARE OR INSIDEOUS PROPAGANDA? USE THE HANDY FORM BELOW TO SEND US YOUR FINDINGS AND CONCLUSIONS.