Tufty the Traffic Safety Squirrel. Patriots, can any name conjure up more fear in the hearts and minds of humankind? He's the embodiment of skwerlien not-niceness, the leader of the Squirrel Enforcement Army, and the malevolent mastermind behind the bushytail horde's goal of squirrel world domination.

scary squirrel world has always reported on Tufty's efforts to destroy civilization. However, Tufty's misdeeds don't stop at outrageous acts of chitterbox terrorism. His public relations machine is always in full swing disseminating skwerlien propaganda designed to turn the innocent and the ignorant to the skwerl-side.

Perhaps the most infamous of these efforts was the creation of the Tufty Club during the last century. Under the ruse of promoting pedestrian safety, Tufty formed the Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents. It's real purpose: to indoctrinate the children of the world via the Tufty Manifesto.

At the time, Tufty's ability to turn otherwise rational people into slobbering skwerlhuggers outpaced the warnings from concerned Patriots that it was ludicrous to appoint a skwerl as head of a Society devoted to street safety. After all, isn't it obvious that the drooling nutballs have no talent at crossing streets - none at all!?!

Well, Patriots, we know now that the Tufty Manifesto, in the guise of a childrens book, is really a series subliminal, brainwashing messages. But don't take our word for it. We happen to have a hard copy of the Tufty Manifesto - Books 1 and 2. They were originally given to an innocent child in Belfast, Northern Ireland in the '60's. That youngster sloughed off the insideous lure of skwerlhuggery, but preserved the Manifesto in hopes that someday it could be used against the bushytail horde.

The Tufty Manifesto came into our hands in 1997 when the now grown youngster brought it to us. And, when we spirited it back to Fresno, California for study, the peace process in Northern Ireland accelerated. Coincidence?

We'll publish both books in their entirety, chapter by chapter, as an educational tool for parents, teachers, preachers, and others to teach the dangers of squirrel world domination. Each page will be a high resolution jpg, about 160kb each, suitable for full page printing. When we're finished, we'll zip them all up for easy download. Our analysis of the subliminal messages in the Manifesto is linked below.

To begin reading the Manifesto, click on the images below. Each page will take about a minute to download. The pages are linked in sequence. The view is best at 800x600 screen resolution. We'll update the series every week. Patriots will note that the first chapter is titled, "January." Clearly, this is Tufty's reference to the dawn of a new world order: the curse of squirrel world domination...

YOU CAN DOWNLOAD BOOK ONE, THE TUFTY CLUB, IN ITS ENTIRETY BY CLICKING ON THE LINK BELOW. IT INCLUDES ALL THE HTML AND IMAGES ON THESE PAGES. BEWARE! IT'S A 7MB DOWNLOAD!!!

COVER	TITLE PAGE	PAGE ONE
PAGE TWO	PAGE THREE	PAGE FOUR
PAGE FIVE	PAGE SIX	PAGE SEVEN
PAGE EIGHT	PAGE NINE	PAGE TEN
PAGE ELEVEN	PAGE TWELVE	PAGE THIRTEEN
PAGE FOURTEEN	PAGE FIFTEEN	PAGE SIXTEEN
PAGE SEVENTEEN	PAGE EIGHTEEN	PAGE NINETEEN
PAGE TWENTY	PAGE TWENTYONE	PAGE TWENTYTWO
PAGE TWENTYTHREE	PAGE TWENTYFOUR	PAGE TWENTYFIVE
PAGE TWENTYSIX	PAGE TWENTYSEVEN	PAGE TWENTYEIGHT
PAGE TWENTYNINE	PAGE THIRTY	PAGE THIRTYONE
PAGE THIRTYTWO	PAGE THIRTYTHREE	PAGE THIRTYFOUR
PAGE THIRTYFIVE	PAGE THIRTYSIX	PAGE THIRTYSEVEN
PAGE THIRTYEIGHT	PAGE THIRTYNINE	PAGE FORTY
PAGE FORTYONE	PAGE FORTYTWO	PAGE FORTYTHREE
PAGE FORTYFOUR	PAGE FORTYFIVE	THE END!

THE PYRAMID OF SQUIRREL WORLD DOMINATION
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