WHEN TUFTY THE TRAFFIC SAFETY SQUIRREL SETS OUT TO BRAINWASH IMPRESSIONABLE MINDS, HE DOES IT WITH THE MOST INNOCUOUS-LOOKING DEVICES.

FOR EXAMPLE, TAKE THE TUFTY WOODEN JIGSAW BY THE PHILMAR COMPANY AND "APPROVED" BY THE SQUIRREL ENFORCEMENT ARMY'S POLITICAL WING, THE ROYAL ORDER FOR THE PREVENTION OF ACCIDENTS (RoSPA).

OUR EXPERTS TELL US THAT TUFTY'S PUZZLE IS A BARELY DISGUISED PROMOTION OF SQUIRREL WORLD DOMINATION. CONSIDER THEIR FINDINGS REPORTED HERE IN PART:

THE GRAPHIC SHOWS TUFTY IN THE LEAD, HIS GOONS, AND THE SHADOWY MR. LOLIPOP MAN. ALTHOUGH LOLI PROTECTS THE GANG, IT'S CLEAR WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE.

TUFTY'S TAIL AND LOLI'S HAND COVER THE FACES OF THE HUMANS IN THE CAR AND LORRY BEHIND THEM. THEY ARE RENDERED SLAVISHLY NAMELESS AND NO THREAT TO TUFTY'S GOAL.

ONCE PLAY IS COMMENCED, THE SUBJECT STRIVES TO COMPLETE THE PUZZLE. OUR EXPERTS AGREE THAT CONTINUED, UNINFORMED PLAY DELIVERS THE MESSAGE MAKE SQUIRREL WORLD DOMINATION A REALITY.

THERE YOU HAVE IT, PATRIOTS. UNDENIABLE PROOF THAT THE TUFTY WOODEN JIGSAW IS NOTHING MORE THAN A SKWERLIEN PROPAGANDA DEVICE...

THE TUFTY WOODEN JIGSAW ONLINE JAVA DEMO

CLICK HERE FOR 640x480 VERSION   CLICK HERE FOR 800x600 VERSION

INSTRUCTIONS:
IN THE INTEREST OF FURTHER RESEARCH AND TO HELP YOU EDUCATE OTHERS TO THE DANGERS OF THIS INSIDEOUS GAME, WE OFFER YOU A PLAYABLE JAVA VERSION ONLINE. TO PLAY, CLICK ONE OF THE TEXT LINKS ABOVE; THEY LINK TO THE PUZZLE. THE GAME LOADS IN ABOUT 90 SECONDS AT 56K. THE 640x480 VERSION MAY LOAD QUICKER, BUT THE PICTURE IS SMALLER. JUST DRAG AND DROP THE PIECES UNTIL YOU'VE REASSEMBLED THE GRAPHIC. HAVE FUN...