scary squirrel world investigates and exposes skwerlien propaganda in all its deviant forms.
        None is worse than the tripe distributed by Tufty the Traffic Safety Squirrel's Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents (RoSPA). It's our mission to inform and educate against the dangers of Tufty's nutzy propaganda.
        So, we were gratified to learn that a studio in Birmingham, England decided to dispose of 150 "public service" films from the 60's and 70's; many featuring Tufty and his thugs (click screenshot below for audio sample - 220k wav).
        Unfortunately, our celebration was premature. A studio exec, Tim Beddows, salvaged the films, copied them, and is selling them as a "nostaglia trip."
        Well, we don't know what "trip" this Beddows is on. Is he an unabashed skwerlhugger, or just another greedy capitalist out for a quick buck at the expense of others' souls? It matters little.
        Patriots, what does matter is that your family, friends, and nation are now at risk. Our analysis of Tufty's propaganda films clearly show that they are designed for one thing only: to promote squirrel world domination (see link below). To have large quantities of this traitorous material available to the general public, even if only available in England, is a coup for the bushytail horde.
        Additionally, research associate, Patriot Emmet would like to remind you that Tufty's "nostalgic" films aren't the only fetishes of squirrel world domination in current circulation.
        Unbelievably, the RoSPA still offers Tufty items for sale. Of course, this is no surprise to most Patriots. But the uninformed, and even unsuspecting Patriots can easily fall victim to the RoSPA's latest efforts to glorify Tufty and his minions. How and why? Because the "modern" Tufty looks nothing like the horribly grotesque, real Tufty.

        That's right. You may have Tufty materials poisoning your home right now. Observe a sampling of Tufty imagery from the 60's to the present:

    
Tufty thru the ages - left to right: 60's-70's; 80's; 2000-1

        Clearly, early Tufty images promote the chitterbox as a tough guy. Note the gang attire of the 60's (from The Tufty Club Book) and the bad boy look of the 80's (from the Tufty Club Road Safety Game by Spears, 1989). But Tufty is presented as some sort of dim-watt looking, drooling skwerlball at the end of the millenium (from the RoSPA's year 2000 catalog, page 12).
        Obviously, the goal of the most recent Tufty incarnation is two-fold. First, to present the Squirrel Enforcement Army's leader as a cognitively impaired and harmless nut cruncher; and second, to disguise him as such so that you'll never see him coming when he and his goons tumble down your chimney...
        In fact, the real Tufty hasn't been seen in public for years. The recent surveillance photo to your left suggests that the nutzy is well and still living with his mummy in Council housing just outside London (click Tufty to hear his hideous chitter). Thus the only remaining question is...

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