scary squirrel world THE SKWERL-DISNEY CONNECTION

Patriots, when we published our exposé of the Skwerl-Disney conspiracy, It's A Small World, some scoffed at the notion that breakfast cereals are vehicles for skwerlien mind control drugs... or worse (see link below).

However, a recent discovery ties Disney not only to the false promises of squirrel world domination, but to Tufty the Traffic Safety Squirrel himself. Observe...

BENDY TOYS TUFTY

   
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Of course, the existence of the Tufty Bendy figure was known to us before. It was used years ago as part of Tufty's re-education of innocent children using song, dance, puppets and other propaganda tools (see link below).

There are even reports that the figures are really tiny Tufty-bots distributed by Tufty's Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents during the 60's, 70's and even into the 80's.

We can only imagine their intended purpose because, fortunately, a programming glitch rendered the bots useless for aggressive purposes (click Tufty-bot for hideous chitter).

However, the Disney connection was only recently revealed to us when we acquired a Tufty Bendy in its original box. Now, that conspiracy can't be denied.

Unfortunately, there are still some unanswered questions. The Tufty-bot pictured above was found in the state of Washington (USA). To the best of our knowledge, Tufty propaganda products were never sold in the United States. So, how did this Tufty-bot get into the country? Was it smuggled in by Canadian skwerlhuggers? Did it enter on its own accord? Are there more? And have they been retooled to wreak havoc on the country?

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Hey, Tufty-lovers burn in hell, with all your furry little buddies!

tufty and me forever in space
i cannot believe there is a page like this existing...i am truly amazed.....and a little frightened
just ben' 'im 'til he won't ben' no more!!!
i think they make squirrels look cute to cover up their evil history. when the gofers kill them, there will be more toys of normal looking animals that don't want to kill us.
I love him. I want to marry Tufty, he rules.
Squirrels are hellbent on controling the world. they sit in their trees all day and plot against the rest of us. They are the spawn of satan and will kill you if given the chance. We must join together in fighting these furry little bastards.
(Found on a Bendy Tufty Toy box.)WARNING:DO NOT BITE OR SUCK ON TOY. MAY CAUSE SERIOUS PSCHICAL AND OR MENTAL DAMAGE. I hope you people havn't done any of that stuff to tufty or you may end up feeling a little less inclined to like skwirls. Also, take a look at this: MATERIALS USED TO MAKE THIS PRODUCT: TOXIC CHLORINE-MENTHONAL, NITRO GLYCERINE, URANIUM, PROSSESED KLYPSO CYANIDE, BLACK WIDOW VENOM, AND NAIL POLISH. Please,take the time to put this warning up.We at the S.R.F. would appreciate it!!!
I guess this is proof that there may be more than one way to burn a squirrel toy. Tell me where to buy these physo path toys and I will give you a personal show on how to burn them. With regards Kate {an extreme Lauren follower.} Death to the squirrels
"Tuffy" the squirrel rocks! Need I say anything more.
YOU ARE F_____G MAD !!!
The Tufty Club is just like the Hitler Youth. When the next Great War is comming to an end, Tufty will send brainwashed fourth graders to try to stop the ASC armored divisions closing in on the last bastions of nutzism.

RELATED SITES/TOPICS
TUFTY'S SONG AND DANCE ROUTINE
THE TUFTY PROPAGANDA PAGE

TUFTY-BOT WALLPAPER

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