You've got to hand it to Tufty the Traffic Safety Squirrel, the infamous leader of the bushytail horde. He has a knack of populating his inner circle with vicious predators. Take for example his toughest thug, Willy Weasel. Willy's ability to cause mayhem is legendary (see link below).

But who keeps Tufty's goons in line? Meet Mr. Policeman Badger, aka Sergeant Badger...

L-R: Willy, Tufty, Bobby, Harry, the Twins, Policeman Badger (click for his statement)

Acting as Tufty's Internal Affairs officer is a full time job. However, Mr. Policeman Badger's most difficult task is pulling wise-guy Willy Weasel's fat out of the fryer...

 
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In spite of his best efforts, Sergeant Badger seems incapable of teaching Willy how to avoid accidents. Or is he? Some say that Policeman Badger and Willy Weasle are really a team; that they fake all manner of terrible accidents; then file fraudulent insurance claims that bring millions into Tufty's war coffer.

Whatever their relationship, Sergeant Badger's job includes covering for Willy, and all Tufty's thugs when things go wrong. He's particularly adept at deflecting blame from the gang and redirecting it to innocent victims.

Again, we use Willy Weasle as an example. It's hardly a secret that Willy has a bad habit. He likes to get into his mummy's purse to pilfer her "headache" pills. If he can't find any in his mum's purse, there's always a ready supply in the medicine cabinet (click Willy for his statement). And who get's called when Willy get a little too wacked? Policeman Badger, of course. And what does he do? He hardly has a harsh word for Willy. Instead he accuses the weasel's mother of supplying her son with drugs...

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There you have it, Patriots. Yet another exposé of one of Tufty the Traffic Safety Squirrel's minions, Mr. Policeman Badger, an unpleasant picture of corruption and the wrong arm of the law...