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STOP TUFTY PROPAGANDA!
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Patriots, would you trust a skwerl to teach children the fundamentals of safety at home and on the road? Of course not! But that's just what millions of otherwise rational people did in England, Scotland, Wales, Ireland, etc. during the 60's and 70's.
Supposedly the creation of Elsie Mills and the Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents (RoSPA), Tufty the Traffic Safety Squirrel admonished many to follow his Kerb Drill, play with him in "safe places", and never run in front of the ice cream van.
But what the unsuspecting didn't know was that Tufty created the RoSPA as a front to promote his plan for squirrel world domination. Via the Society, Tufty built a pre-existing, but ineffectual world-wide network of skwerlien cadres into the unified front we know today as the Squirrel Enforcement Army (SEA).
Tufty's goal? To bring human civilation down and enslave its survivors in a hopeless cycle of harvesting delicious nuts for chitterbox consumption (click Tufty's image above to hear his hideous chitter).
The purpose of this page is to display the insideous propaganda tools and information Tufty used to brainwash and mislead his victims with the false promises of squirrel world domination.
We warn you, however, that what you are about to see is disturbing, verrrrrrrrry disturbing. And make no mistake, Tufty and his minions are still laboring day and night to destroy your way of life...
SPECIAL REPORTS & ITEMS OF INTEREST
FREE TUFTY SCREENSAVER AND WALLPAPER
PATRIOT PAUL'S DISTURBING TUFTY TALE: TUFTY'S HAZY DAY
AN ALTERNATIVE TO TUFTY'S KERB DRILL
CLOSE ENCOUNTERS WITH TUFTY:
From Patriot Jez:
The Tufty Club was briefly banned in my neck of the woods following an incident involving myself and a moving vehicle. Immediately after they gave me my badge and uttered the immortal and obviously unwise words, "Jeremy, you can now cross the road without being run over", I ran out of the room, past my waiting mother and into the road.
They lied! The damn car fractured my right leg!
From Patriot Marcus:
Being a British child of the 60s/70s, I remember Tufty well.
I had an encounter with the squirrel criminal brotherhood once, which you
may like to hear about.
At that time (early 80's), my parents lived in a leafy part of Southern
England, very green and woody and so a favourite haunt for squirrels -
possibly Tufty's HQ. I was at college in London, but was coming home for the
weekend. This particular Friday evening in November, I was travelling by
train and had reached the closest station. I phoned my Father to come and
pick me up, then waited, and waited, and waited. Eventually he turned up
with the next door neighbour in NDN's car.
It transpired that Tufty had sent one of his minions on a suicide mission.
After Dad had returned home from work in the car, said minion had crawled
into the engine bay (it being warm in there and cold outside). When Dad had
started the car up to come and get me, the minion had got caught up in the
fan belt, clogged up the engine cooling system and rendered the car useless.
It being cold and dark outside, my dad also made the mistake of leaving it
until the next morning to get the squirrel out of the engine works, by which
time the body was stiff with a combination of rigor mortis and cold. With
much cursing and swearing on my Dad's part, it came out - in bits!
Regards,
Marcus
PS: Despite (or perhaps because of?) Tufty's best efforts, I got run over by
a car as a child. But that's another story.
From I prefer to keep my idenity secret:
Before I begin I hope that that this is going no further...I'm taking my life in my hands talking to you
I am from N.Ireland and inducted into one of Tuftys secret training camps from an early age..I was to become one of the first Tufty's Offical Secret Service inductee's...Also refered to as TOSSER for short
Our aim was to corrupt kids thru sublimial messaging and so called " Road Safety Meeting"...In these meetings.......Look I've said enough already..I need better protection before I say more
This interview is Over!!!
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