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Scary Squirrel World

WHEN SKWERLS ATTACK!

        Imagine if you will, a casual walk home from your weekly Anti-Squirrel Coalition meeting. Suddenly, unexpectedly, and without warning or mercy, you're set upon by a vicious Skwerl Enforcement Army operative. What do you do? What DO you do!?!
        You'll find out by filling in the form below. Through the miracle of JavaScript, you'll generate a tale so horrific that you'll buy a whacking stick for every room in the house! But don't worry! You survive... physically anyways...

First Name: A Thing to Hide Behind:
Last Name: Friend's First Name:
Male or Female: A Piece of Furniture:
Your Age: An Angry Word:
Mom's First Name: Your Favorite Beverage:
Your City: Your Favorite Hobby:
Your State: Your Dad's Name:
Favorite TV Show: A Room in Your House:

DO YOU HAVE A TRUE LIFE TALE OF SKWERLIAN TERROR TO TELL?
SEND IT SSW HERE !

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The script for this demonstration courtesy of WebWinder JavaScript Calculators . It's free for noncommercial use. Modified by scary squirrel world. Sure, it's no literary masterpiece, but it's fun to mess with.