As most Patriots know, we're bound to expose pathetic skwerlhuggery in all its pestilent forms. We do this via our series, Skwerlhuggery Exposed.

For example, some of you might recall the World Wildlife Federation's outrage when we outted their spokes-racoon, Ranger Rick, as a sleaze-minded skwerlvert.

Others will remember our exposé of Japan's notorious Chipmunk Fuhka (click Fuhka for comment). Our published report sparked an international crisis when we dared to suggest that naming anything "Fuhka" was an invitation to disaster (c'mon, we were just trying to be helpful).

And let's not forget the infamous Cheap Beer Skwerl or the ludicrously endowed Skwerl Balsac. For years, their photos circulated across the internet, but scary squirrel world was the first to track down and unmask those responsible for the photos.

More recently, we turned the light of truth on skwerlhugger Antony's fantastical plot to reanimate dead skwerls and sell reanimation kits on Ebay. In fact, his scheme was nothing more than a plan to raise an army of undead chitterboxes to plague the world.

Unfortunately, for every pathetic skwerlhugger discredited, another takes his or her place. Sometimes their efforts border on the surreal and/or sensational as in Antony's case, but more often skwerlhuggers spread the false promises of squirrel world domination in more pernicious ways. Consider the following photographs by nature photographer, Scott Alan Johnson...

PHOTOS BY AND COURTESY OF SKWERLHUGGER JOHNSON

The photos above were found on Mr. Johnson's website, Photographing Squirrels. At least one of the photos, on the top right, is also found on some of the photo dumps popular around the web. The reason for its popularity is unclear, but the mere fact that it is circulating demonstrates either a severe lack of judgement on the part of those distributing it... or outright sedition.

But according to Mr. Johnson (if that is his real name), he simply combines his hobby, collecting vintage cameras, with his love of skwerls. An innocent pastime? We think not... An introductory statement on his website points directly to a false promise of squirrel world domination:

And lest there be any doubt that Mr. Johnson is a complicit skwerlhugger seeking to aid an abet the bushytail horde's efforts, consider his response to our email enquiring after his motive(s) for producing such a scandalous website:

Indeed, but why doesn't Mr. Johnson include the real reasons for his scurrilous behavior: to train Squirrel Enforcement Army terrorists in photographic espionage and to place his newly skilled skwerlballs in the walk-in photo studios found in malls around the globe...

There you have it, Patriots. Another skwerlhugger and another skwerlvert plot exposed. And you don't have take our word for it. The proof is in the pudding. Visit Mr. Johnson's website and judge for yourself. But be forewarned, what you will see is not for the faint of heart...