scary squirrel world RUNNING WITH THE SKWERLS
I HAVE LOST MANY FRIENDS...

When scary squirrel world learned that technology giant EDS planned to air a commercial featuring skwerls during the 2001 Super Bowl, we initiated a letter writing campaign to stop the treacherous propaganda. We even went so far as to provide sample letters for both Patriots and skwerlhuggers to send to EDS.

Letters poured in from around the world protesting EDS' obvious attempt to spread the falsities of skwerlhuggery and the horror of squirrel world domination. To no avail. On Sunday, January 28, 2001, EDS' commercial aired before a shocked nation and around the world.

And what were viewers exposed to? A horrific scene of a skwerlien attack on a small village during which terrorized peasants run in horror from the marauding bushytail horde.

Patriots, we believe EDS' atrocity also contained the subliminal messages found so often in chitterbox propaganda. Specifically:

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE: as slavering nutkins race through the village, no defense is offered by the villagers. In fact, no fewer than three natives are brutely mauled by the skwerlballs in the period of 60 seconds.

SUBMIT TO SQUIRREL WORLD DOMINATION: at one point, a peasant admonishes us to "think like the squirrel."

EMBRACE THE FALSE PROMISES OF SKWERLHUGGERY: at the end of the commercial, the surviving villagers are seen cavorting around the graven image of a skwerlien deity; probably the so-called "nice squirrel."

Patriots, the subliminal messages listed above are obviously embedded in this deviant video. But, don't take our word for it. We've pirated a copy of EDS's dark vision of squirrel world domination for your consideration. You'll find it linked below.

CLICK TO HEAR PEASANT! RUNNING WITH THE SQUIRRELS

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