Patriots, don't you get tired of hearing Skwerl Firsters complain about the negative effect civilization has on their precious chitterboxes? Digging up the tundra threatens the artic ground skwerl... Building observatories to study the stars kills the Mt. Graham red skwerl... Farmers just don't understand the essential role of the prairie dawg in its ecosystem... whine, whine, whine!

But here's what traitorous skwerlhuggers are loath to admit: Everyday the bushytail horde in all its horrific manifestations devours millions, perhaps billions of UNBORN TREES! Thus, they are contributing to the decline of forests worldwide.

But don't just take our word for it. Here's proof. But be forewarned, the images you are about to see are in unretouched, grisly detail...

DROOLING NUTZY GUTTLES CONE ON THE TREE THAT SPAWNED IT
click thumbs for large versions - fox squirrel eats pinecone sequence by ssw

There you have it. Objective, photographic evidence of the skwerlien conspiracy to eat our forests by englutting themselves on the unborn saplings of defenseless trees.

Of course, some of you hold to the theory that fewer trees means fewer skwerls. So, it would seem that this skwerlball plot is bound to backfire on the slavering nut munchers.

Well, that may be. But shouldn't we be the ones to decide when a tree is to be harvested? And what about the collateral effect the nutzys' murderous appetite has on the world economy? Thus, we leave it to you to decide...

DEVOURING THE UNBORN the movie See the slavering chitterbox ravage an innocent pinecone. Movie is in Windows Media format. Unfortunately, our webhost doesn't support streaming, so it's a long download on a slow connection. WINDOWS MEDIA - 528K

 

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