scary squirrel world

THE CHIPMUNK FACTOR

Patriots, in spite of publishing numerous reports on chipmunk terrorism over the years, there are those who refuse to acknowledge that hyper-agitated chippys are part and parcel with the bushytail horde's plan for squirrel world domination.

In fact, it's hard to believe, but some people, mostly pathetic skwerlhuggers would have us believe that chipmunks are not squirrels at all...

These naysaying lackeys of nutzy oppression say that our chipmunk exposés of Chipper the Ripper, Chipmunk Willie, EPA Charlie and others are mere fabrications (see links below).

We needn't guess at the reason for these false accusations and lies. It's hardly a secret that the drooling chitterboxes and their piteous minions want the uninformed to believe that chipmunks are just loveable little goofballs when we know them as psychotic legionnaires in the Squirrel Enforcement Army (click chippy for comment).

It's also easy to understand why the deceivers are able to convince or confuse so many regarding the true nature of chipmunks. They're considerably smaller than skwerls; most live in holes in the ground; and they squeal and squeak rather than chitter.

Thus, it is our duty to periodically publish irrefutable proof that slavering chippys are drooling skwerlballs. So, we offer you several reference photos courtesy of Patriot Lacey, a fact sheet describing their debauched lifestyle, and a short video, Hinterland Who's Who - Chipmunks courtesy of the Canadian goverment, and a link to our onsite gallery...

ARE WE NOT SKWERLS...?
Photos by and © Patriot Lacey - click for large versions

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