Patriots, immediately after publishing our report about a skwerl terrorizing Yankee Stadium (see Take 'Em Out link below), we received a flood of email from concerned readers who had encountered skwerls at baseball games around the country.

Most wondered if the game could ever recover from this scandal. But several suggested that there's a single skwerl responsible for these horrific incidents, at least those occurring in the major leagues. Consider the following comments from Patriot BobRoy:

I think you might of misnamed the park where you say Happy Jack (the skwerl) was first sighted (I don't think that's Montreal, but it's definitely someplace other than Yankee Stadium)).

Also, I saw a blog where the guy called the Yankees squirrel "Moose". So this brings up a question about how many squirrels are involved in this? Is it more than one or is it just a lone gunman going from park to park???

I say that there's only one squirrel and it has to be Happy Jack just because I like the name better than Moose, which is gay because it makes no sense to call a squirrel moose.

So maybe you should investigate this Single Squirrel Theory. If I'm right, taking Happy Jack out will solve the problem for all the parks at least until the squirrels send in a replacement...

~BobRoy

Patriots, Patriot BobRoy may be on to something. We have video evidence of skwerlien mayhem at at least three major league parks: Montreal (we think...), Yankee Stadium, and our most recent acquisition, Busch Stadium in St. Louis (thanks to Patriot Molly for her research).

But are they all the same skwerl? Can the Single Skwerl Theory be proven true? We invite you to view the video evidence below and then give us your opinion...

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