The bushytail horde's wily ways are familiar to most Patriots, but Common Citizens are often caught unawares.

Case in point, this film starts with a bunch of manly types hanging out in an urban jungle. Then, a young skwerl feigns being lost; the men are concerned.

Predictably, the juvie's mother nutzy arrives to save the day. The guys are amazed and by the end of the clip they're squealing like sissy skwerlverts...

Patriots, this film is a prime example of how the demonic skwerlballs sway the innocent and the ignorant to the skwerl-side. It reminds us to remain ever-vigilant less we fall victim to the false promises of squirrel world domiantion as well...