Patriots, hardly a day goes by when we don't receive mail from some pathetic skwerlhugger claiming that skwerls are "nice"... or "cute"... or somehow anything but the drooling oppressors they really are. Consider the following...

You guys are crazy. All those pictures prove is that squirrels are cute. Unless you can get a picture of a squirrel physically harming someone, you can't prove your point.

Fortunately, for every skeptic or skwerlvert that writes in, a 10-fold number of ever-vigilant Patriots alert us to the most gruesome skwerlball atrocities. The latest report comes from Cheshire, England:

BBC NEWS - Thursday, 7 November, 2002, 11:53 GMT
Granddad guns down terror squirrel

A vicious squirrel which terrorised a Cheshire town has been shot dead by a grandfather seeking vengence. The animal had already attacked a man mowing his lawn and woman walking down the street, in Knutsford.

But when it sank its teeth into Kelsi Morley's face, her grandfather Geoff Horth decided to act.

He went out and killed it.

Two-year-old Kelsi was attacked as she took a morning stroll with her mother.

She stopped to admire the squirrel before it pounced on her face and sank its teeth into her forehead.

Kelsi's mother Karen had to pin the girl to the floor and pull the animal off her face.The youngster was left bleeding heavily from a deep gash.

Mr Horth said he was unrepentant about his vigilante action.

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But wait! There's more. The writer above challenges us to produce photographic evidence of the skwerlien threat to mankind.

Obviously, the writer is a newbie visitor to scary squirrel world.

We've published many unretouched photos of chitterbox savagery over the years.

However, in the interest of sparing little children the horror of such graphic violence online, we do not display them for any length of time.

Nonetheless, we must once again rise to the challenge, and we hope the writer will be satisified with the video clip below.

We chose this particular film from our vast media archive because it not only shows a vicious bushytail attack, but the skwerlball attacks a minion of squirrel world domination: a pathetic skwerlhugger.

To view the clip, click below...

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