Patriots, pathetic skwerlhuggers claim that their beloved nutzys are docile, peace-loving critters who wouldn't hurt a fly. These skwerlverts fill our mailbox with their claims of chitterbox nonaggression, but their specious incantations on behalf of the bushytail horde are always proved false...
Squirrel attacks plague Mtn. View park
RANGERS: DON'T FEED CRITTERS; ONE POUNCED ON BOY LAST WEEK
By Renee Koury - Mercury News - September 27, 2006
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA. The signs went up in Mountain View's Cuesta Park on Tuesday: Beware of Squirrels.
In the past three months, aggressive rodents have jumped into a child's stroller and bitten at least three people.
Jennifer Packard's 4-year-old son was their latest victim. As she unwrapped a muffin during a picnic last week, a brown tree squirrel pounced on her son, Andrew, biting and scratching as he ran screaming through the park, then hanging on as he rolled desperately in the grass.
"It was such a horror," Packard recalled of the attack, which left her boy with a trail of red claw marks, a bite on his upper arm -- and a regimen of painful rabies shots. "To hear your child screaming the way you've never heard before . . . it was just bone chilling."
As for Andrew, he's still trying to make sense of the assault. He declared he's never going into a park with trees ever again, his mother said, and he keeps telling everyone the squirrel was trying to eat him.
"My mommy said the squirrel sneaked down behind me and he was hugging me, but when he kissed me it was really a scratch," he recalled Monday. "I fell down, and he fell on me, and . . . and he's still on, and yeah, he was crazy. I don't know what he was trying to do." Source: San Jose Mercury News
Patriots, we say the foregoing report speaks for itself. But we invite you to view the ABC7.com video report of the attack for more information and then submit your comments below. As for Andrew, we see a bright future in logging ahead...
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READER COMMENTS
How freakin' stupid.The squirrels deserved to nibble on humans.For every tree,one human child shall be bitten!!!! ~~~~Respect the tree's ~~~~~~
Poor,poor squirrel why it was just hugry...and homeless. Those mean old people stopped him from getting his garbage fix, why that's why it attackes the child!!! Yeh,that it !! And they always attack the weakst most helpless and trusting peopel. Next thing ya' know tey'll be taking candy from babies!!
Of course yoiu know this means war!!! Onward.distroy te infidel squirrel's!!! It'n s now or never. They MUST BE STOPPED!!!!
I say put squirrel feeders in the trees. Of course if they are hungery they will try anything to get food.I have been feeding squirrels in my tree for 20 years and the only time they come into my garage is when the feeder is empty. If no food they will either go somewhere else but in a park there is always food, on the ground etc. or become aggressive because of hunger. They get used to their enviroment and expect the food to be there. I know from a lot of experiance.
SQUIRRLS LIKE TO KILL PEOPLE
I work in Palo Alto adjacent to Mountain View and our skwerlz are typical nutzies but, I never heard of any attacks. What the heck is a "brown tree squirrel" a new super species of "roid" driven skwerl? The Palo Alto skwerlz are regular grey squirrels and most are in the black phase.
-Roger, father of patriot Molly
I don't care about the kid!SQUIRRELS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But I do feel sorry for the kid
REBEL AGAINST THE SKWERL OVERLORDS!!!
Two words: shot gun. Now put 'em toether and you can't miss!
another reason to stay out of california!!!!! leave it for the sqwerls, illegal aliens and their minions!
Hmm... An Army of Rabid Squirrels! That's how I will do it......
Eliminate skwerls from that park once and for all
Put feeders in the park...for the kids
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Thanx to Patriot Megan for tipping us to this report
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