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scary squirrel world
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SKWERL SAYS...
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FROM TIME TO TIME WE RECEIVE SKWERL PHOTOS FROM FOLKS; SOMETIMES WE SNAG ONE WE LIKE FROM A PHOTO DUMP. MOST HAVE LITTLE OR NO COMMENT TO EXPLAIN THE PICTURE. SO WE FIGURE MAYBE YOU COULD HELP US OUT. TAKE A LOOK AT THE PICTURE BELOW, THEN TELL US WHAT THE CHITTERBOX IS THINKING OR SAYING USING THE HANDY FORM. WE'LL PUBLISH YOUR RESPONSES EVERY FEW DAYS, AND PUT UP A NEW PIC EVERY WEEK OR SO.
SKWERL SAYS:
All right, all right... calm down back there... I KNOW IT'S CROWDED!! There's enough for both of us here! What are you so worked up about??... No, I didn't use paper after toilet, so?
Luckily I have my special glass cutter! Those stupid humans will never learn!!!
Jail is tastier than I expected.....
has this skwerl eaten all the nuts in the jar and and got so fat that he cant actually get his arse out of the hole anymore ???
Oh the cruel cruel irony...
And so the squirrel/human war began, with the humans making the first strike using their new gas chamber squirrel trap. The squirrels would then destroy all birdhouses, leaving thousands of lazy birds homeless. Children with nothing to do on the weekends but build birdhouses now turn to gangs and drug dealing, human society crumbles.
This is by far the most comfortable isolation cell... munch... munch... You see, the warden is Swedish!
Hey, this is a really cute place.... it even has a sun room!!!!
Never seen such beautiful colors while eating...wonder if it's the seeds or am I running out of oxygen!
OH does my head hurt...where the heck am I..Last thing I remember we were doing shots of tequila...
"MOM....JR's Hittin' the bottle again"...
I've heard of "GOOBERS" which is peanutbutter and jelly in a jar, but, what are we going to call this?. SQUIRRELNUTBUTTER??????????
What are you lookin' at?
Treetop tanning booth with free buffet!
Have to solve the tail space before lift-off.
Squirrel (with healthy appetite): - Yamm, yamm, munch-munch... ah... Delicious! That's the stuff! Yamm, yumm... -OOORRP!!... -Oh, so that's how burping in a confined space sounds like! I've always wondered. Now, I know!
Hey, I can pretend I'm a Ball -Turret Gunner!
The Crystal Squirrel ThinkBrain is just $29.99, and is very easy to operate, when you have a difficult math or logistical problem to solve, you just wind the machine up using the convenient tail handle crank, then you think your problem towards the glass enclosure, the problem will penetrate the glass and be heard by the squirrel inside as a faint echo and he will type the solution on a strip of paper that comes out on the bottom. Powered entirely by a proprietary nut blend (sold separately). Right now these are offered at a special sale price at Wal-Mart, you get a free Ice Age DVD and a starter pack of nut blend.
If the mountain won't come to Mohammad .....
Welcome to Cafe Chitters: tree-top dining for the single squirrel. All-you-can-eat & a comfy place for your tail, too!
Hey, what's this button marked "Puree" do?
i think i ate some kind of mushroom and woke up dreaming i was some sort of led lite
Mmmm...one more nut! (but already Chitters had eaten too many to be able fit back out through the mouth of the bottle)
be heallthey.and don,t do drugs!
It's getting a little "Stuffy" in here.
I am staying in this jar.
Getting in was easy. How the hell am I getting out????
Oh look, "It's the SQUIRREL IN THE PLASTIC BUBBLE."
.... Fail!! Not again...
This is great! A tanning booth with nuts!!!
Heh heh....someone really built this for me! Yes! I can eat in here and wave my tail out there at the same time. 'Course it does get a little steamy inside the bottle after a few minutes, but I believe that is good for my skin. Ahhhh. (Blissfully dreams about how wonderful it is to be a squirrel)
This is how the famous entree "Squirrel under Glass" begins...
Ground control to Major Tom...
You've heard of a ship in a bottle? Why not a skwerl in a bottle?
Hey! Wait your turn!
look at me i am eating in this cool glass tube.
No more traps!
is there air in here
Hardee's with a sunroom..!
Why do I feel botteled-up ?
What did that Patriot say? Something about how I should break open the capsule labeled "Zyklon-B."
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