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scary squirrel world
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SKWERL SAYS...
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FROM TIME TO TIME WE RECEIVE SKWERL PHOTOS FROM FOLKS. SOMETIMES THEY ARRIVE WITH LITTLE OR NO COMMENT TO EXPLAIN THE PICTURE. SO WE FIGURE MAYBE YOU COULD HELP US OUT. OBSERVE THE PICTURE BELOW, THEN TELL US WHAT THE CHITTERBOX IS THINKING OR SAYING USING THE HANDY FORM. WE'LL PUBLISH SOME OF YOUR RESPONSES EVERY FEW DAYS, AND PUT UP A NEW PIC EVERY WEEK OR SO.
SKWERL SAYS...
TYPE IN YOUR IDEAS; THEN CLICK ONCE;
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READER COMMENTS:
I like nuts
I MUST JUMP.. LIFE ISN'T WORTH ALL THIS STRESS! I JUST NEED THE COURAGE, IT IS PRETTY SCAREY OUT THERE!
Iraqy bretheren all is set up for the invasion. Allah akbar!
I am one with the rock...
At least I'm safe on this active volcano. Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?
If I can Take that shark under my control i will use it to extermenate the humans for good!!!!
I am sa-a-ilor, I am sa-a-ilor...
How much is the fish
Someday even the waves shall bow to my will...
BIG! but no peanuts...
i hear there's skwerl fish in there
whoa, twiggy, surface dude! this looks bad!
what's that blue, swirly stuff?
IF ONLY I COULD SWIM.
BOMBS AWAY!!
This island is totally waste, it was a mistake to jump on that log...
Hey! There's a penny down there! DURANAMO!
Oh hello shark, my what big teeth you have...
Wastin' away again in margaritaville...searchin' for my lost shaker of salt...some people claim there's an acorn to blame, but i know...it's my own damn fault...
Where's Bob
Hey, this isn't a tree!
Those waves are big! I wonder, maybe I should jump in it .
I think the SQWRLS shall have revenge!!! hale to the power of the mountain clan!! The most powerful group of sqwrls!! CHIKOO!!!CHIKOO!!!
Someday, I'll get me a whole whale.
note to self: never again sign up for Castaway: The squirrel Version
ahhhhhh... This is the life!!!!!
what a day for a daydream, what a day for a daydreamin squirrel...
I'll do it! I'll jump!
Aye, Starbuck; aye, my hearties all round; it was Moby Dick that dismasted me; Moby Dick that brought me to this dead stump I stand on now. Aye, aye, he shouted with a terrific, loud, animal sob, like that of a heart-stricken moose; Aye, aye! it was that accursed white whale that razeed me; made a poor pegging lubber of me for ever and a day! Then tossing both arms, with measureless imprecations he shouted out: Aye, aye! and I'll chase him round Good Hope, and round the horn, and round the norway maelstrom, and round perdition's flames before I give him up. And this is what ye have shipped for, men! to chase that white whale on both sides of land, and over all sides of earth, till he spouts black blood and rolls fin out. What say ye, men, will ye splice hands on it, now? I think ye do look brave. Aye, aye! shouted the harpooneers and seamen, running closer to the excited old man: A sharp eye for the White Whale; a sharp lance for Moby Dick! God bless ye, he seemed to half sob and half shout. God bless ye, men. Steward! go draw the great measure of grog. But what's this long face about, Mr. Starbuck; wilt thou not chase the white whale? art not game for Moby Dick?
this rock is good at well, u know
Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest some-squirrel in the valley.
If only I could go to Iraq, oh Saddam, Let me at him ...... Let me at him!
The squirrel longs to swim with the fish, but yet, he loves the life he is living.
i can't take it anymore! im gonna jump!
What a tiny planet!.... lets eat it!! Charge!!!! Eat!!!
Castaway shmastaway...I'm WAY more talented AND better looking than Tom Hanks...
come here mr. wave COME HERE!!
Rusty cherished his dream of someday becoming a Navy SEAL comando squirrel. "If they're hiring dolphins, why not me?"
I will soon rule all those stupid stupid humans! Just wait till I get hold of the muffin goddes(who controls the moon) Then I will rein as Tide Ruler!!
There goes another boat
Gilligans got to have something to eat!
what happens if i jump?
bring it on hu hu not that on
MY IM FEATURED ON A REALLY BOLLOX WEB SITE!!!! YOUR ALL LOSERS YES YOU!
IM THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!
iv had enough of the world and im gonna jump if you dont get me some nuts
sitting on the dock of the bay.watching the tides roll away
Woe is me - Cetus will rise out of the sea and devour me. Where oh where is Perseus ...
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip...
If only I could get to France, then I could raise some hell...
Wrong Turn again!
He's in a magical world. Sunning himself on a rock.
MY FRIENDS SAY I NEED SOME HARD LOVIN AND A CHANGE OF SCIENERY.MMMMMH ROCK HARD!
Well, it worked in "The Plague Dogs"...
Tufty couldn't believe his eyes. He could have sworn that he'd turned all the taps off in the bathroom...
hehehe.. if I can learn to swim I can conquer the entire world!!
Ahh yes, this is the life. Relaxing on this nice warm rock in the warm sun. Listening to the waves rush up on the sandy beach. Snacking on some acorns, with my orange sqwerl swirl slurpy in my left hand. There is just one thing missing. Someone to hold my right hand. :) Thinking of you
ahhh i need help
Chitters awoke, rubbed his eyes and sighed "Not Again..."
IM KING OF THE WORLD. WHERES MY QUEEN??
Ow! .... My back!!!
thats cool
I am one with the ocean
I'm gonna get off this Devil's Island one way or the other. If Paul Newman can do it, so can I.
Where is my life jacket?
doh, I dropped my drink
What DID those lemmings have in mind....
Jennifer hates squirrels
OH CRAP! My mom said that beaches were safe!!!!!!!!!!
...*background noise* ...JUMP JUMPJUMP JUMPJUMP...*Skwerl: ...I'LL DO IT I SWEAR I'LL DO IT!!*
bring it on bring it ON
i dont know where i am... i dont know how i got here. last night was amazing!
I wish mom's maiden name wasn't lemming!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water. heh, heh, heh.
Hmmmmmmm. Maybe this is the answer my comrades and I are looking for! All we have to do is convince the stupid humans that it's a wonderful thing and that they'd love to swim in it. At the same time my comrades and I can be polluting the water. Thus, we slowly extinguish this horrible threat.
Moments before Jeffy was washed off the rocks to his gory death he remarked "boy, that's a big wave"
Well hellllo world. It's about time we met. Now, I will take you over, faster than your waves can hit the shore.... chitter chitter...
I hope I don't fall in......OH GREAT!!!!!!!! NOW I'M WET!~
Damn, my nuts got washed away...again!
I'm gonna check this next wave!!! Surf's up man.
Soon my minions, soon.
I could use a lounge chair, and a margarita
My Bonnie lies over the ocean, my Bonnies lies over the sea...
Does my butt look big to you? Be honest
Could someone rub some cocoa butter on my butt?
Im the king of the world
I knew I should have taken that left back at near Wal-Mart!
This rock is cold but, look at those beautiful clouds
Exactly where on the beach did you park the car ?!
Life. There's no meaning in this peanut oriented life. *WHhiiiiii...*
Ahhhhhhh this big wave is going to kill me
What the hell's that white stuff?
Agent beta this red nutshell: the aircraft carrier is in sight prepare to commence fireing
GOODBYE CRUEL SKWERL WORLD!
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