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scary squirrel world
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SKWERL SAYS...
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FROM TIME TO TIME WE RECEIVE SKWERL PHOTOS FROM FOLKS; SOMETIMES WE SNAG ONE WE LIKE FROM A PHOTO DUMP. MOST HAVE LITTLE OR NO COMMENT TO EXPLAIN THE PICTURE. SO WE FIGURE MAYBE YOU COULD HELP US OUT. TAKE A LOOK AT THE PICTURE BELOW, THEN TELL US WHAT THE CHITTERBOX IS THINKING OR SAYING USING THE HANDY FORM. WE'LL PUBLISH YOUR RESPONSES EVERY FEW DAYS, AND PUT UP A NEW PIC EVERY WEEK OR SO.
SKWERL SAYS:
Ha Ha Ha! More People lured into my squirrel world,so I can take over the world and I will toture you forever.!!!! But then,you could give me a few peanuts,and we'll forget about the torture forever thing.
Bloody hell! Don't you have squirrels in Japan?
Yeeesss little children, come to me...
..OK now which one of you is gonna stop pointin' those thangs at me and gimme some darn treats?
Hey, you people like peanuts and grow black hair too, are we relatives perhaps?
Squirrel (somewhat naive): So Godzilla is just a black squirrel after the Japanese post-world war energy program- and "t'much" sakeŽ? Oh, poor thing! He must have such a bad hangover by now...
wut cha lookin at .....would you lyk 2 see a donkey show??
-So, you sank our battleships at Pearl Harbour... and drove our car industry to ruin... And still you can't bring me some compensation? Like you can't afford it!
-!!
-Yeah, yeah... All you can do is laugh and bow. But bowing won't fill my empty stomach!
Uh oh...Japarazzi!
That's right, I said buckup the "cashews" and I'll flash you my "CHESTNUTS".
Somehow I feel as though I should run away at this point....
Get lost!!!
Show me some "CASHEWS" and then maybe I'll shake some Squirrel Butt tail for ya!!!!!!!
Why are there no nuts in sushi?
Make sure you shoot me from the left... It's me best side ya know!
Why the snipers are taking so long?
Attention, students! Welcome to Professor Chitterati's School of Photography! There are many models available, all willing to pose for peanuts! Or in the case of you Japanese, edamame.
darn Paparazzi..
This is enough! This has to STOP! You people follow me everywhere I go...look, my eyes are bleeding from the flashes!
you silly humans! i'm not a REAL squirrel....i'm just an origami!
No, just 'cause I'm black doesn't mean I'm gonna steal your cameras.
I charge $150.00 per hour. You know I'm worth it, so fork it up...
And for ANOTHER peanut, ya can see me do my famous Rocky balboa routine!!
-And then the doctor just yelled out:" It's alive! It's alive!". Of course I'm alive, I said. Why are you screaming like that? What's wrong with you? And I said: Give me some nuts, I'm starving... Anyway... To make a long story short... that's what people do around here: feed squirrels! Get it??
Squirrel paparazzi!
Ok, you've got the stance mostly right, but to hook the really big nuts from the tourists you guys need to get the paws up a little, and fluff up the tails. Say, where're your tails?
No more questions, please. My company will be issuing a press release shortly. And now, I must go. There are many nuts to eat and many forests to save.
Squirl to woman in blue: That's right, it's a ransom note. You've got 24 hours to bring me a bag of peanuts or your friends get it!!!!!!!!!
Woman in blue to squirl: So solly, no lead inglish.
Squirl: Crap, not again! Gimme that note back!
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!
I am the center of the universe! And you, you commoners, may now take my picture to inspire you in your mundane daily lives! Humans serve! Squirrels rule! Pay homage to me now!
As Mr. Blackie posed for the unsuspecting tourists, Chitters prepared to drop from the branches above...
That's right, once you black, you'll never go back - now gimme some nuts!
Crazy humans! They act like they have never seen a skwerl before!
Picture! Picture!
Dang tourists...just give me a nut and GO HOME!!!
Dont EAT me!!
I'm at a loss for words at this point....
BANZAI!
wait, wait, this is not my good side
Thank you Thank you very much
Japanese tourists are so cuuuuute!... Wait, a Japanese hippy?
get away you crazy people! haven't you seen a squirrel before?
I know I'm beautiful!
Okay, it's a deal. I mug for the camera, and you give me nuts.
look at those idiots snapping my picture. why do they like to take my picture?
I have a dream... of nuts, lots of nuts!
Can't a critter just have lunch here without all the picture taking? I deserve a normal life too ya know. I mean, I owe you, I'll give you that. But I don't belong to you. I have to go to the store wearing disguises...do you see what I mean? Why don't you folks start a fan club, and I'll sell pictures to you and once a year I'll have lunch with the group and that'll be that!
Ahhh, me public..
Come with me, it will be okay!
No, I'm not Barack!
So this is the notorious sasquatch. I thought he would be much taller.
Hong E Long Long O!
I am cute, yes i know, i am so cute.
Now for my next trick...
mmmm Chicken Balls!
Are there NO black squirrels in Japan?
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