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FROM TIME TO TIME WE RECEIVE SKWERL PHOTOS FROM FOLKS. SOMETIMES WE SNAG ONE WE LIKE FROM A PHOTO DUMP. MOST HAVE LITTLE OR NO COMMENT TO EXPLAIN THE PICTURE. SO WE FIGURE MAYBE YOU CAN HELP US OUT. TAKE A LOOK AT THE PICTURE BELOW, THEN TELL US WHAT THE CHITTERBOX IS THINKING OR SAYING USING THE HANDY FORM. WE'LL PUBLISH YOUR RESPONSES EVERY FEW DAYS, AND PUT UP A NEW PIC EVERY WEEK OR TWO.
SKWERL SAYS:
It's a squirrel world and isn't it grand
Oh no, the boss is drinking coffee agian. he will be up all night and will not be in work tommorrow. SKWERL PARTY AT MY PLACE!!!!!! BYON.........Bring your own nuts
Don't ask me - it all about California's layoffs at the capital. They promised me 20 pounds of nuts - not counting legislators.
Thank you, Scary Squirrel World!! Now I finally know what's going on in the office upstairs... And all those sudden cravings for nuts.... Thank God they keep regular office hours!....
Chitters was pleased, thrilled really. Why just the other day he was dodging cars on the interstate and today... a census taker for the US government in charge of counting all the nuts in this country.
SQ1: I want to sing and dance. wanna sing about coffeeeeee!
SQS: We are all working hard here, why must you now be the instigator? It is unfair to us cute rodent brethren...
C a nut,let me know!!! Can ya hurry i'm starvin here!!!
I got teeth and not afraid to use them, so hand me the acorns.
Give us the nutz and no one gets hurt!!! Seriously........ Dude
Wuz up peeps???
SAMMY FLUFFYBOTTOM!!! YOU FILTHY SWINE!!!!!!!!!! If I ever catch you downloading porn in the firm's time again you will be sacked ON THE SPOT!!!!! Capis?? .....It's no wonder you've got such a strong right wrist...
Maureen, showing the ravages of war, was hittin the sauce to get through those foreclosures. Another cuppa Starbucks and she'd be feelin bright eyed and bushy tailed. Bruce, on the other hand, seemed to enjoy foreclosures. Well, he was new after all, and ...
Who sez cuppa jo is hard on the joints? I'm just stretchin'.
Come on Fluffy. Hurry up with the green tea; organising squirrel hegemony is thirsty work.
Where are all the people? Oh, they were laid off in favor of those who work for peanuts.
SQ1: Oooo you gadda help me! I'm starving. I don't got no money. Just give me a coffee. Just give me--
SQ2: Shut the hell up! Get back in your office! (drinking coffee)
oooh, I love the smell of hazelnut coffee!
Bill Gates? Bill Gates? Ain't nobody here never heard of HIM!
"I'll have a refill of hazelnut, please--and top that with a big dollop of Nutella! Oh! And bring me a pecan sticky bun...few Squirrel Nut Zippers...how about an Almond Joy while yer at it..."
SQUIRREL WITH CUP. Ohhhhh, my little squirrel friends! Can you spare me some coffee. I am really feeling the fatigue from sitting in front of this screen all day long. I have cahhhhh....I have cahhhhhhh....I have cahhhhhrpal tunnel syndrome. That is the sensation that one is trapped in a tunnel, unable to remove oneself! Please help me to feel slightly more comfortable by giving me what coffee you can. Oh, I need that caffeine zing...
It gets a little skwerly here sometimes at the DMV...
All your acorns are belong to us...
Definitely Intelligent Squirrels Are Striving Towards Equal Rights (DISASTER). New battle on Capitol Hill : squirrely demands for parity with humans. Shown are some of the lobbyists hard at work.
Here at ACORN we separate the activist nuts from the merely nuts...
think "office space"- i see lumberg in skwerl form
Oh, it's just another day here at the Skwerl Enforcement Army's telemarketing office. Please be a dear and fill my cup with coffee...cream and sugar! Now to make some more calls to my list of gullible little old ladies...
I've discovered that not all acorns are nuts. Some are laptops that the Skwerls use to email each other, to report on their spy findings!!!
the central squirrel agency (CSA): hold that chipmunk, you imposter!!!
squirrels at work. now that's a place i would like to work at.
And you want... WHAT?!?!?
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LAST FIVE PHOTOS
MANDJ
HANNAH BEE
WAHOO
GIRAFFE
SNOWMAN
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