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MYSTICAL SQUIRREL SIGHTING #1
March 1, 1998
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PATRIOTS, AS THE MILLENIUM APPROACHES, SO DO THE MYSTICAL SQUIRREL SIGHTINGS.
THE FOLLOWING REPORT COMES FROM SAVANNAH, GEORGIA.
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hello,
my name is mary as you already know. i am a little girl in MELISSA's head who
is the patron saint of squirrels and wills golf balls out of trees. she is too
to busy to chat but does remember the time when she sat for hours with her 22
rifle waiting for prey... they never appeared and since ordained herself as
"mary patron saint of squirrels" who can will golf balls out of trees
and stuff... so now how do i climb down..
~melissa/mary
MELISSA.nutter@net
Dear melissa/mary:
This is a religious thing, a religious squirrel thing, right?
adios,
gregg
yes, mary is the squirrel saint in savannah ga on the bacon park golf
course...nevermind so how do you do? harmless in rats with tails...
melissa/mary
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