scary squirrel world
Scary Squirrel World

MYSTICAL SQUIRREL SIGHTING #1
March 1, 1998

Bacon Park Golf Course

PATRIOTS, AS THE MILLENIUM APPROACHES, SO DO THE MYSTICAL SQUIRREL SIGHTINGS. THE FOLLOWING REPORT COMES FROM SAVANNAH, GEORGIA.

hello,
my name is mary as you already know. i am a little girl in MELISSA's head who is the patron saint of squirrels and wills golf balls out of trees. she is too to busy to chat but does remember the time when she sat for hours with her 22 rifle waiting for prey... they never appeared and since ordained herself as "mary patron saint of squirrels" who can will golf balls out of trees and stuff... so now how do i climb down..

~melissa/mary
MELISSA.nutter@net

Dear melissa/mary:
This is a religious thing, a religious squirrel thing, right?
adios,
gregg

yes, mary is the squirrel saint in savannah ga on the bacon park golf course...nevermind so how do you do? harmless in rats with tails...
melissa/mary



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