skwerlhatin' on a sunny afternoon
by patriot skwerlhater

I hate the little skwerly thing
ugly little rat!
I'd like to knock him from the tree
and feed him to a cat.

That' if the cat would eat him,
I don't think he will
the pointy claws and bushy tail
would make the kitty ill.

I hate the little skwerly thing
with eyeballs all agog,
I'd like to knock him to the ground
and feed him to the dog.

That's if the dog would eat him,
how could he stand the taste?
those bucky teeth, those beady eyes
would be the parts he'd waste

I hate the little skwerly thing
creepy evil stare!
I'd like to poke him with a stick
and feed him to a bear.

That's if the bear would eat him,
I don't think that he would.
honey's not so hairy,
and it tastes twice as good.

I hate the little skwerly thing
it tears up all my plants!
I'd like to see it pizza-ized
by two big elephants.

That's if elephants will do it,
I think they're too evolved,
I bet they'd tap dance on it
if a peanut were involved!

I hate the little skwerly thing
grisly death is not enough
they should get a skwerl plague
or that ebola stuff.

Thats if they wouldn't spread it,
you know theyre gonna try
they hate us all with skwerlish zeal
and want us all to die!

end of part one



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