Britney Spears Sold Her Soul to the Hoochy Mama Fairy
by skwerlhugger o'keefe

I like squirrels.
They are like chipmunks, but better.
Sometimes I wish I were a squirrel,
but, alas, I am but a pear-shaped trombone player.
I can only dream... dream and toot my horn.
I like squirrels.

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