ODE TO THE CAMPUS SKWERLL
by patriot girl squirrel
O, campus skwerll, how art thou
So fat and so plump
So fuzzy but like a lump
Waddling, swaying across the grounds
Pulling yourself up the tree
Only to lay there panting in fat mounds.
Skwerll of the university-
Down, down you let yourself
Moving ever slowly closer to me
Looking eagerly my way to see
If these doughnuts fresh from the shelf
Can be gotten by you with glutton glee.