by patriot bonanza

A squirrel slipped into a house one day
The dreaded abode of Auntie May
He wreaked havoc through her immaculate rooms
And built squirrelish nests in her many brooms

She finally came home to see her house wrecked
So in every crook and cranny she checked
For the little monster who came from below
To teach him a lesson with one last fatal blow

He was found, to the great joy of the Auntie,
But he was amusing himself chewing holes in her panties!
So she brought from behind her, with a devilish grin
Her carefully polished oak rolling pin

Then with one sickening 'Thwack!"
The squirrel's world went black...
And so now we rejoice:
One closer to the last squeaking voice!

 

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