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GROUND SQUIRREL HERO
by patriot annette

I have myself a Squirrel man
Who runs close to the ground.
Pops in & out of gullies,
he hardly makes a sound.

He masquerades as human,
When we go & play paintball
And when the last 'man' standing
Is recognized by all..

"Ground Squirrel! Ground Squirrel!"
The shouts echo around.
He turns to me & chuckles -
His foes have all been downed!

Many others try to match him
But they never seem to best
The great Ground Squirrel phreek
(No -he's never weak!)
The shootin'est Squirrel in the West!!

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