HEKLLO TO YOU FOR I AM Lovey SQUIRRLE!!! AND I AM HERE TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT MY LOVEY DEAY IN THE PARK WITH ALL THE FUNNY LITTLE SQUIRRELS THAT I LOOOOOVE SOOOOO MUYCH TOO, DON'T YOU!!!!?
YOU SEE IT WAS NOT A NICE DAY BECAUSE IT WAS BRRRRR, COLD!!! AND IT EVEN HAD BEEN RAINING ALL DAY BEFORE VERY HARD AND I WAS THINKING ALL THE CUTEST LITTLE ANIMALS OF ALL (SQUIRRELS!) must be starving to death in the park where i first saw bob woodward in the -park who said that the nice squirrel will come (someday!!!).
So, I asked my lovely wife to go to the park and she said "NO!" and I asked six of my seven children to go to the park and they all said "NO!" but not at the same time. And, too, I tried to get my lovey squirrel, Whitey, to go but he's been stuck behjind the oven for 3.5 days and can't get out, but the vet says he will when he loses enough weight and can squeeze back out the way he wiggled in!!! And I couildn't ask my daughter LuLu to go to the park either because she had done a BAD thing and do you knoiw what that was???
Lulu went to the Yosemite National Park with soime friends and they did a CIVIL DISobedience but what they did was to try and chase all the little squirrels right into the mouth of a big bear but the rangers came and said YOU CAN'T FEED THE BEARS and YOU ARE UNDER ARREST and then thewy put her in the Yosemite Jail and now the court says she has to be on home arrest and there is a restraining ordere that says LuLu can't go within 100 yards of a squirrel and THAT's why she coukldn't go to the park with me!!! So, I had to go all by myself but your aren't never alone when you have the cuttest animal in the world aroiund you (SQUIRRELS!).
AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT I took to the park with me besides my camera and my cell phone in case I broke my legs and had to call for 911 to bring a heliocopter to rescue me if that happened? I brought leftover PIZZA and Sunflower Seeds, too!!!!
BUt guess what!?! Did you know that all the little squirrels fdidn't know what pizza is at all and they were just eating sooooo many sunflower seeds that some of them GOT SICK, but the others noticed the pizza after a long time eating sunflower seed and they sniffed it and I think they were thinkinkg YUMMMM YUMMMM, PIZZA!!!! BECAUSE THEN THEY ATE IT, and you can click on their picture to hear them say so!!!
AND HERE THEY ARE IN PICTURES YOU CAN LOOK AT BY CLICKING YOUR MOUSE FOR THE BIG PHOTOGRAPHS AND #6 IS REALLLLLY BIG (FIRST ONE SECOND ROW 411K) SO YOU CAN BE PATIENT UNTIL YOU CAN SEE THEM ALL!!!!!
AND THAT IS ALL MY STORY ABOUT MY PIZZA PARTY IN THE PARK. AND WHEN I WENT HOME I TOLD MY Lovely wife sooooo much about it she fell asleep on the couch, and then I told six of my seven children about it, but they couldn't listen because trhey had to do their homework, and I didn't want to tell my lovey squirrel, Whitey, about it because he might get jealous and that wouold be bad because he is very destructive when he is angry and even if he is stuck behind the oven all his sreeeeching can get on your nerves, so I didn't tell Whitey, and finally I told my daughter LuLu and she saID IT SOUNDED LIKE THE BEST DAY AT THE PARK EVER AND IT ALMOSYT WAS if you don't count the time I met Bob Woodward in the Park and he told me that some day a NICE SQuirrel will come and that's why I love ALL THE little squirrels soooo much, don't you too, also!?!
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