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INFERNAL DISCIPLES OF THE NICE SKWERL CULT REVEALED! ORTHODOX SKWERLHUGGERY SPREADS VIA NET

As most Patriots know, the world wide web is rife with sites devoted to deviant skwerlhuggery. We've exposed the worst of them. At least that's what we thought. Then we received the following from an obiously confused skwerlhugger:

Our albino squirrel is very nice. His name is Alby. He comes to me when I pray to him, and likes bread and peanuts. Of course, there are doubters that say the "nice" thing is just a front. There is speculation that Alby is the leader of the Army of the Acorn, in charge of thousands of grey squirrel minions, and is attempting to overthrow the campus ( Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, N.Y. ). But I just refuse to believe that about the little guy. More info about Alby is at http://www.rpi.edu/web/albino-squirrel (ed note: see live link below).

Praise Alby,
Skwerlhugger Libby

Patriots, we already know about the supposed "nice" skwerl that Skwerlhugger Libby calls Alby. Some of you may have seen our article regarding the drooling point mutation (see link below). But now, it appears that Alby's disciples are spreading their heretical nutkin theosophy on the web. Some say that there is no threat, that Alby is a harmless tree rat (click pic at right for one opinion). However, don't be fooled. As skwerlhuggery creeps through civilization, the young and impressionable and the old-and-in-the-way are at risk of becoming its unwitting victims...

Still, there is hope. There appears to be a schism within theological skwerlhuggery regarding who is the one, true Nice Squirrel. Some say Alby, but others hold to the belief that it's Whitey, the White California Ground Squirrel and his demonic cult, The Spawn of Whitey (see link below). Thus, now is the time to strike, to raise up an Inquisition, a jihad to crush this heresy in all it's forms. We encourage you to visit Alby's page, the RPI Albino Squirrel Page, and protest against this blatant attempt to promote squirrel world domination. Do it to day, Patriots!

CLICK HERE TO VISIT ALBY'S PAGEN SHRINE

THE FIRST NICE SKWERL SIGHTING FROM RPI

THE SPAWN OF WHITEY

IS WHITEY THE NICE SKWERL?

SKWERLS PLEAD FOR GOD'S MERCY