Proof online, but for how long?
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Patriots, the bushytail horde continues to spread the Y2K bug across the planet. The following report from Patriot Gargos indicates that the slavering chitterboxes have a special interest in Poughkeepsie, New York. Perhaps it's the town's close proximity to Trumbull, Connecticut, but more certainly because the Patriots at Marist College refuse to surrender. However, according to National Forest Service spokesman, Bob Woodward, the scenario describe by Patriot Gargos is "...ludicrous. The Y2K bug isn't organic and squirrels could care less about Poughkeepsie!" Right, Bob. Who told you that? Al Gore?
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1999 13:01:42 -0500
To: scarysquirrel@pinkpig.com
From: Gargos
Subject: Squirrels and Y2KI couldn't agree with you more. Us patriots at Marist College Web Design have been victims to the squirrels on numerous occasions. We've even set up a counter to keep track of the number of squirrels that sacrifice themselves attempting to chew their way into our network.
http://flatland.is.marist.edu/
They've taken out the power to our building on 5 separate occasions. Coincidently this building houses our entire network facilities providing computer access to everybody living on and off campus. The squirrels may have convinced many people that it was only a last-ditch effort to find some shelter during the cold winter days, but they can't fool us, we're one step ahead of them.
They will be stopped!!!
Gargos
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