Patriots, humans have a natural, healthy interest in sex and sexuality. But the spread of skwerlien sex in media has us concerned.

That's right; you read it correctly. There are a multitude of video clips showing all manner of nutzy depravity and debauchery circulating on the web.

This immoral display of skwerlball turpitude is not new. It predates the internet. Those old enough may recall being subjected to "funny" photos or drawings of skwerls doing "it" at school, work, and elsewhere.

But the arrival of the internet allowed the purveyors of bushytail licentiousness to spread their filth from the school yard and break room to the entire planet.

Soon, photos of skwerls in candidly obscene positions were showing up online and in emails everywhere. Some arrived with catchy taglines like "Don't touch my nuts" (ha-ha... that one never gets old).

As internet speeds advanced, 14k, 28k and 56k modems gave way to hi-speed cable. This allowed peddlars of chitterbox smut to move from still images to videos.

Then, the appearance of video dumps like YouTube and DailyMotion opened the floodgates to what we can only call skwerlien pornography. Consider the four samples below...

Above: two girls discover skwerl sex and an "interracial" clip with a message
Below: skwerls gone wild and a video of a nutzy sex video(!)

Patriots, are you as appalled as we are by these shameless displays? Isn't enough that we have to do daily battle with the bushytail horde without having to concern ourselves with the moral rot of skwerl porn?

The answer to the second question above may depend on whether or not skwerl porn leads to skwerlhuggery.

Many experts say it does. They point to the Waterman African Skwerl Sex Study as an example (see link below).

Others aren't so sure. They note that many respond to bushytail porn with a resounding "Ewwwwww!" (Click skwerls for comment)

So, it may be that viewing skwerlien pornography helps turn people away from the skwerl side rather than to it.

To shed more light on the issue, we asked National Forest Service spokesperson, Ranger Bob Woodward, to comment. His response follows:

Well, Ranger Bob, we certainly wish people would think before photographing or video taping drooling skwerlballs engaged in debauched behavior. As for the skwerl porn leads to skwerlhuggery question, we'll leave it to out readers to comment...