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EARL THE CHRISTMAS SQUIRREL
A HOLIDAY OF HORROR

Patriots, the holidays are a time of well-wishing, gift-giving, and merriment. But for some, the holidays bring memories of a nightmare battle with skwerlien mind control. Consider the following letter from Patriot Catherine:

Fellow Patriots:

I reported earlier that there was a skwerl propaganda song, Earl the Christmas Squirrel, floating around this past holiday season, but I didn't tell the whole story.

I had tried to repress this experience, but for the good of humanity I must share it.

I believe Earl must be among the leaders of the skwerl army.

One day this winter I was sitting at the kitchen table looking out at the snow-covered deck and listening to "Earl, the Christmas Squirrel." Suddenly, a little grey head erupted from the snow.

I was startled, but not alarmed; at least, not until he was joined by four of his comrades.

The five of them sat there, staring in through the French doors, until the song ended. Two of them departed immediately, clearly to inform their leaders on what they had observed.

The remaining three began to hop around in that ostensibly innocent manner so common to the evil rodents, pretending their interest was only in the birdseed scattered out there.

One may ask how they could hear the song from outside. I think the implications of that are clear and frightening: they've bugged my kitchen and who knows what else.

They're listening... They're watching... They're waiting...

-Patriot Catherine

Patriots, it's pretty obvious that Earl the Christmas Squirel is just another attempt to spread squirrel world domination via "cuteness". However, we're barely able to listen to it without considerable gastro-intestinal distress. Still, in the interest of open, free, public debate, we offer it to you for your consideration. Have a listen and let us know what you think:

EARL THE CHRISTMAS SQUIRREL
harmless fun or pernicious attempt to
spread squirrel world domiantion?

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Earl the Christmas Squirrel mp3 format

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Many thanx to Patriot Catherine for alerting us to Earl the Squirrel by the Moffets
Earl animation from a photo by Patriot John White, animated by ssw