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JOIN A GANG ONLINE!
Hey kids! Are you feeling
isolated and powerless? Could you care less about really helping your neighborhood,
friends and family, or even yourself?
Tired of just fantasizing about
senseless acts of violence or acting them out alone?
Have you always admired
those wild and wacky gang bangers for their "bad" attitude and groovy
dress code?
Want to be part of the action,
but you don't want the hassle of hanging out waiting to be noticed, messy gang
initiations, or the real time consequences of rejection? Is it time for you to get the respect that you deserve?
Then
Squirrel Nutkin and his Seven Deadly Squirrels have a deal for you (click his pic for comment)! By special arrangement,
Sq. Nutkin has centralized gang recruitment with this easy-to-use online form.
Fill it out, submit it, and in no time you'll experience the thrill and
satisfaction of a short, wasted life!!!
CLICK ABOVE TO SEE ORIGINAL LIST OF NEW GANGSTAS
"The people never give up their liberties but under some delusion."
- Edmund Burke
READER COMMENTS...
Honestly people, this is a JOKE site... people who have the gaul to fret over a site like this glamourizing gangs (which, btw, if you read the opening and had half an IQ point, would very OBVIOUSLY make this a joke) represent exactly what is wrong with our nation today. If we can't laugh at something, then the bad guys won. For anyone who has any problems with something like this, I have a word of advice: You might want to go to the nearest lavatory and dislodge the pickle which seems to be painfully invading your rectum...
i know this is a democratic world, it's ur option if u wanna make a web like this, but i suggest that u shouldnt make this web, first, the gangs are..not to be mean, but, they're not that good, second of all, it can hurt many people and their family if the member joined some gang, and last, i dont think u should be even here, if ur in a gang, go and have fun wit them, no one cares if ur advertising or not, it's very cruel and filled with dumbness, so i think u should get up and get out, but...come to think of it, ur not forcing anyone to join, still, it's still a suggestion and i hope u'll follow it!
I can't believe you people take time out of your sad little lives to condemn this site's so called glamourisation of gang violence. it's just a laugh get over yourselves. You either need to be heavily medicated or have whatever is making a nest in your rectum removed. Perhaps you should stop arsing around on your computers long enough to get laid for once in your life because if the squirrels do take over you will most certainly die a virgin. Lots of Love Kaz xxx
You guys know what it's like. It's impossible to ever end gang
violence, but damnit, it sure couldn't send us to Hell for trying. Sure, we
maybe raped, beaten to death, or shot in the head, but we won't go to hell. Our
families may die in horrible atrocious ways, but that's just a small price to
pay to put a murderer in jail for six months.
i am commenting on you being the assholes that you are. you all
deserve to be locked up or dead whichever. what is the big deal about going out
and killing someone to get into the gang??? why don't you find some other sort
of thing to do to be in a gang. try killing another gang member for a instance.
that would solve alot of problems with the violence. don't go out and kill an
inocent man or woman. that is just sick.
Ed note: we feel you... and what gang did you want to be in?
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