SECRET SQUIRREL CODE CRACKED! Bushytail Encryption Device Seized!

        Patriots, for years, scary squirrel world relied on squirrel informants and Cletus's Reveal-O-Corder for unscrambling encrypted bushytail chitters. Using these methods, ssw uncovered, among so many other things, the plot for squirrel world domination; National Forest Service spokesman, Bob Woodward's complicity in the aboreal rodents nefarious schemes; and exposed Godzilla for the big, stupid, mutant squirrel that he is.
        However, the reliability of informants is "ify," and the U.S. Drug Enforcement Agency keeps mistaking the Reveal-O-Corder for a still resulting in numerous off-line hours when bushytail commanders can slip their orders through.
        Now, however, an elite unit of the Anti-Squirrel Coalition has returned from squirrel territory with the top secret encryption device the bushytails use to code their most secret messages.
        This seizure adds a powerful tool to ssw's information gathering apparatus. Moreover, we have reproduced the machine many times over, modified it to be squirrel-proof, and reprogrammed it for your use at home.
        Yes, now you can encrypt and send the anti-squirrel messages you hesitated to mail to friends and family for fear of squirrely interference. Imagine, you'll have the freedom to say whatever you want while the squirrel horde will remain baffled and misdirected by their own device!
        Patriot's, the download is simple. Choose the correct version for your system, pc or Mac, download and install the decoder in the directory of your choice. Then, simply click on the decoder's icon and your in business.
        It's free, easy to use and is guaranteed to provide you with at least 15 minutes of fun. After you're set up, copy and paste the message below into your decoder to read what the squirrels said when they learned of this development: