Hello, Patriots. I'm Trent Lott... Do you remember the good ol' days? You know what I'm talking about, back when skwerls knew their place, and lord help 'em if they didn't?

Then the 50's and 60's came along... First there was that red skwerl, Tufty and his smarty pants commie ideas about squirrel world domination. Then those stinky hippie skwerlhuggers and their "save the environment" and luv-luv-luv the nutzys crap...

Well, I'm here to tell you that things would have been very different, very different indeed if smart people like me and my idol, Strom had been at the helm. If we had, you wouldn't have to put up with this...

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Are you as disturbed as I am by the uppity coloreds pictured above? Isn't it time we sprayed all the little monkeys back in their cages? Or are you all enemies of the state, too?

TUFTY SINGS Slow Bus Movin' in windows media original by Fishbone

WHAT'S YOUR OPINION?