Patriots, we need money. Your money. So, forget the rent, food, bills, and shoes for the baby. Visit our Cafe Press page filled with the scary squirrel world merchandise you crave: shirts, hoodies, beer steins, stickers, and more. There's even a Teddy Bear for baby. Click on the screenshot below to make us rich beyond our wildest dreams (actually we get US$2-$4 per item sold. It helps pay our web hosting bill.)

SCREENSHOT OF OUR BIG PAGE OF CRASS COMMERCIALISM AT CAFE PRESS

CLICK SCREENSHOT OR HERE TO SPEND MONEY ON STUFF - OPENS IN NEW WINDOW