scary squirrel world
Scary Squirrel World

CAMPUS ALERT!!!

PATRIOTS, GOOD NEWS! NO WHACKING STICKS NEED HERE!

Squirrels are taking over our colleges and universities, corrupting students and faculty.
but not at: the University of New Mexico, .

save our skool!

THE FOLLOWING REPORT COMES FROM PATRIOT BLAS

name: Patriot Blas
COMMENTS: I attend the University of New Mexico School of Law. It is good to know that Law and order prevail in a state like ours. There are no skwerls on the campus here.

There are jack rabbits and more than a few of us have thought that there might be some connection but only because they are rodents, too(inter-familial conspiracy). Our suspicions are put to rest when there is no invasion of the chitter-boxes. Here at the law school there has been some discussion of promoting legislation to make it illegal to be a skwerl in New Mexico but those sqwerl huggin lefties always want to stand in the way of progress.

Thought you should know that in some places in the country we won't put up with skwerls on our campuses.

BMV

PATRIOTS, DON'T LET OUR BRAVE STUDENTS PERISH!!!

IS YOUR SCHOOL OR TOWN OVERRUN BY THE SQUIRREL HORDE, OR HAVE YOU FREED YOUR SKOOL OF SKWERLS?

Report your findings to scary squirrel world.
We will inform anti-squirrel activists everywhere!

EXCLUSIVE SPECIAL REPORT:
Michigan Grad Abducted By Mutant Squirrel!

SPESHUL RE-PORT:
MARIST COLLEGE/POUGHKEEPSIE, NY ATTACKED!!!

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