The latest report comes from the University of North Alabama, Florence, AL. 
FROM AN ANONYMOUS PATRIOT
University of North Alabama has been over run by these little buggers. They are everywhere, and threatening. One of them even goes so far as to sit on a tree root and threaten students walking to thier clases with a squeek. Only one RA in one of the girls dorms has spoken out against the little fellows by writing an argumentive paper on how they are plotting to take over. However, the squirrels are winning over popular favor, due to the fact they are the only fuzzy thing on campus (not including the Greeks of course). There is even a group deticated to them on Facebook.
OR HAVE YOU FREED YOUR SKOOL OF SKWERLS? Send your report to scary squirrel world
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