CAMPUS ALERT!!! PATRIOTS, GET YOUR WHACKIN' STICKS!

From: "karen"
To: scarysquirrel@scarysquirrel.com
Subject: Campus Alert!

I saw your first campus alert for Purdue. I don't know when you published it, but I thought you should know that things aren't getting any better. The following article appeared in the March 3 edition of the Purdue Exponent:

"As I sat outside Knoy Hall engrossed in an enlightening article concerning animal rights and enjoying a bag of Chex Mix, I noticed a cute little squirrel at my feet perched on his hind legs, apparently begging for some of my snack. Realizing he was probably sick of dining on discarded peanut shells and cigarette butts, I reached down to give him some of my tasty treat. As soon as I did, the "cute little squirrel" pounced on me, clawing and biting, while his previously unnoticed cohort made off with my entire bag of Chex mix..."
(click here for the full story - cached version)

I thought everyone should be alerted to these squirrel raids for yummy snacks! Beware!

Karen