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CAMPUS ALERT!!!
PATRIOTS, GET YOUR WHACKIN' STICKS!
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Squirrels are taking over our colleges and universities, corrupting students and faculty.
The latest report comes from Pacific Lutheran University, Tacoma, Washington.
FROM PATRIOT GELDAK
Well here at Pacific Lutheran University in Tacoma, WA we have many a fatty squirrel, why is this?
Well, it could be that all college campus' are prime breading grounds for our furry friends... BUT... As a part of our role as a religiously affiliated school we grant pardons to all squirrels who have ever nibbled gaping holes in the garbage cans, stole loaves of bread or jumped at innocent students from the bushes, even that poor squirrel who got eaten by the squirrel.
So, this is why PLU is plagued with squirrels... because we have offered to take the squirrels of the world into our own hands for the sake of the people.
Well not really the damn things are annoying!!! Enjoy your squirrels!!! (I know a logger who says they taste damn good!)
PATRIOTS, DON'T LET OUR BRAVE STUDENTS PERISH!!!
IS YOUR SCHOOL OVERRUN BY THE BUSHYTAIL HORDE,
OR HAVE YOU FREED YOUR SKOOL OF SKWERLS?
Send your report to scary squirrel world
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