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Scary Squirrel World

CAMPUS ALERT!!!
PATRIOTS,
GET YOUR WHACKIN' STICKS!

Squirrels are taking over our colleges and universities, corrupting students and faculty.
The latest report comes from Penn State in central Pennsylvania

PATRIOT KELLY'S REPORT

To whom it may concern,

Penn State University is over run by the gray squirrel. They steal your lunch right out of your hand. You can't walk 5 ft without practically tripping over the little rodents. We have a serious problem! I'm even a wildlife major and I hate them!

PATRIOTS, DON'T LET OUR BRAVE STUDENTS PERISH!!!

IS YOUR SCHOOL OVERRUN BY THE SQUIRREL HORDE,
OR HAVE YOU FREED YOUR SKOOL OF SKWERLS?
Send your report to scary squirrel world.
We will inform anti-squirrel activists everywhere!

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