From: Jon
To: scarysquirrel@scarysquirrel.com
Sent: Thursday, December 30, 1999 10:24 PM
Subject: Campus Alert!

at miami university in ohio there is a band of stubby tailed squirrels that live to kill. i have gone there for one week periods over the past four years and they have been there each time. i think they need to be eliminated as soon as possible before they kill all the students and other nice squirrels. thank you for your time. if you have any questions about this please email me at ...

jon

ed. note: attempts to contact patriot jon at the email address he left failed. we have serious questions regarding the threat to miami u, the presence of 'nice squirrels' on the campus, and patriot jon's safety. jon, please contact us if you're still alive.