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Scary Squirrel World

CAMPUS ALERT!!!
PATRIOTS, GET YOUR WHACKIN' STICKS!

Squirrels are taking over our colleges and universities, corrupting students and faculty.
The latest report comes from Miami University in Ohio

FROM PATRIOT JON

From: Jon
To: scarysquirrel@scarysquirrel.com
Sent: Thursday, December 30, 1999 10:24 PM
Subject: Campus Alert!

at miami university in ohio there is a band of stubby tailed squirrels that live to kill. i have gone there for one week periods over the past four years and they have been there each time. i think they need to be eliminated as soon as possible before they kill all the students and other nice squirrels. thank you for your time. if you have any questions about this please email me at ...

jon

ed. note: attempts to contact patriot jon at the email address he left failed. we have serious questions regarding the threat to miami u, the presence of 'nice squirrels' on the campus, and patriot jon's safety. jon, please contact us if you're still alive.

PATRIOTS, DON'T LET OUR BRAVE STUDENTS PERISH!!!

IS YOUR SCHOOL OVERRUN BY THE SQUIRREL HORDE,
OR HAVE YOU FREED YOUR SKOOL OF SKWERLS?

Send your report to scary squirrel world.
We will inform anti-squirrel activists everywhere!

SPECIAL REPORTS:
MICHIGAN GRAD ABDUCTED BY MUTANT SKWERLS
MARIST COLLEGE/POUGHKEEPSIE, NY ATTACKED
SKWERLS ATTACK INNOCENT TOURIST AT DUKE
"NICE SQUIRREL" SIGHTED AT RENSSELAER POLYTECHNIC INSTITUTE

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